Thursday, November 6, 2008
Today i thought of something . . . I feel i had to do this . . . . I feel like i was born to fulfill this . . . . My destiny . . . My life . . . My mission . . My vision . . . My honor . . . My son . . .My Dream . . . My hope . . . My future . . . My path . . . My belief . . . My face . . . My friends . . . My school . . .And many more My's . . .
To cut the story short . . . i decided to make it long . . so that it is short . . . yet long . . . .
Get ready . . .to see . . . The secret of successful people . . .
Oh god . . . why must it be me . . . . why? why ? why? Why am I the chosen one . . . But , it's ok . .since . . i am hot . . . and forgiving . It's so complicated . . like the hotties can't coexist with the coolies . How am i suppose to fulfill this task . . . it's like journey to the west . . . Why west out of the four . ..
Sigh* . . . I dreamt of
it last night . . . I dreamt of . . .nvm . . . I have forgotten .But it's good to forget you know? It may be a blessing in disguise . . . Doesn't anybody have something they want to forget ?
Okay . . . enough ! I had enough of typing . . . I am going to reveal this . . . I call it Picanini .
Watch and learn kids
What kind of sweet do i like - 1) It must be mint and not soft sweets
2)It must be extra strong and no kiddo design
3)No sugar is fine as long as it is spicy
4)Make sure it is addictive
5)that's all
6) Sorry , actually this is a tabbo . I didn't meant to do this . . . i was forced .. by . . Uncle Picanini .You will find yourself gay in no time if you are a guy . And if you are a girl , you will find yourself short when u stand beside me . . . . This is so sad . . . . But dun give up hope . ..
Can't you see your computer giving off lights?Can't you see the star shining at you? This is the ray of hope *aaaahhhh* If you want ot avert this calamity . . . there's this sacred way . . and only this way . . . This is a pandemic caused by me . . Oh . . .i am so sad . . . but nevermind you still have me by your side .
To avert this chaos . . . say . . . (Read carefully cause your eyes is only going to read this once ). . . say this . . . . ( no peeping ) . . ' GuoLun is all mine ' (don't glance back , whats done is done ). . . sob* . . . I know this is tough but . . . you have to do it . . .
Since you have overcome this . . .and came so far . . .It's time . . .i shall reveal the truth to you guys . . .
I really admire you . . . I really can't do it without you . . . I know you were always quiet with your buddies . . . you know , I was always fantasizing about you and I . . . I was alwasy hoping we could be together forever and ever . . . I hold this feeling the first time I tasted you . . . I really really want to goble you up in one mouth but I just can't bear to do so . . . you look so cute so cute that I cant stop looking at you until you melt . . . I can't stop thinking of you even when i am eating . . .Yes this is a confession . . . I love you
I love you . . . Fisherman's Friend . . .I love it when you are Original . . . with the 'Extra strong Lozenges' tab . . . although it's only 22 of you but you weight as light as the feather , 25 grams . . . I promise to savour you slowly . . . Love you . . .Fisherman's Friend .
Alright , if you feel that you have just been punked , It's ok . . . I don't blame you .Just don't fall for the same . . .thing . Watch your back even if it mean by plucking your eyeballs if you fall for my fisherman . Don't walk alone at night even if it's in your dreams . Don't even think about anything that got to do with killing me . . .it won't work . Because i live in kryptonite .
Make sure you have ten . . . no hundred gaurd dog . But don't get dogs that have hyperconstibation like . . . cy . . nvm . You could try living in mars , maybe you might be the first human to get killed by martians ? Or maybe you could swim 20 laps of freestyle then i might forgive you .
From gay to lame . I made my first step . . . And thanks to chris crocker . . . I quit gay ( in the process)
- Guo Lun
7:18 AM
