I am hot

2010-12-17T07:24:00.000-08:00

Hi everyone .

I'm the Mighty Hunk .

Recently I've created my twitter and if you wanna add me , my name is TheMightyHunk .

Hmmm ,

As a Handsome person , Or in fact , the world's most Handsome person , I've discovered that many people also want to be like me .

then let me tell you the truth , You Cannot .

If you know that you are a Human , then you should know no matter how hard you try sometimes , you are Limited to your Mortal Abilities .

Which means , you cannot exceed the strength or intelligence your body and mind can hold and of course many more .

Strength and Intelligence of a Human is also Unique .

Unlike me , The Mighty Hunk , I am Limitless and is able to degrade myself to Human level .

And I don't know why most clever Humans like to judge stupid Humans .

They Must know that their Cleverness , Smartness , Intelligence is just a Coincidence .

Just like Who someone meets in Life ,

Their Intelligence can be taken away as Easily as how someone walks away in their Life .

They must have forgotten that they are Mortal if they think their Intelligence Lasts forever .

It is their Feelings of Something , Anything . As long as you have Felt something through an experience ,

Even if you forget the Experience the Same Feeling will flow through your body if you meet the same thing and perhaps make you remember the Experience , then the Knowledge .

This is how weak everybody is .

Since everyone remains Nonchalant to that ,

You begin to fantasize ,

To have someone more powerful than you to protect , to make life easier , to perfect , to guide , to exterminate , to hope for and lastly , to think you are able to make wishes and allow the ' Super Powers ' to Make it come true .

'Super Powers ' , It might be your God , Might be your sudden believe or being conceived by a good speaker or strongly believing in a phrase of Philosophy .

I bet most of the time , It's not the ' Super Powers ' that make your wish come true . It is the People around you that make it come true .

And All the Time , you Indirectly Insult them by saying It's the ' Super Powers ' that made your wish come true and you Thank your ' Super Powers ' With all your heart .

Does your ' Super Powers ' deserve it and do the people around you deserve that ?

Do not worry , It has nothing to do with Karma .

It's just the Law of Equilibrium .

The Hunk's Law .

Since you are Stupid , there is no way possible for you to exceed the capabilities of someone Clever .

Let put it Bluntly .

Your capabilities of a Human Does not allow you to Swim faster than a Sailfish , run faster than a Cheetah , be stronger than an Ant and unable to soar .

This is Equilibrium . What You Are Is What You Have And Allowed To Do

They have what it takes to make them run , swim , be strong and soar

But Since you are a Human , you have your so called Superior Intelligence .

Which is compared to the other beings on Earth , and that is your Equality .

Your intelligence allows you to invent things to be able to do things other living things can .

What i want to say is , I am a Hunk and my Equilibrium is that I'm Handsome .

No body on Earth can be as Handsome as me , Unless you are a Hunk ( which is Impossible ) .

-GuoLun

2010-11-24T03:47:00.001-08:00

Hahahaha . It's been so long sinced i blogged and there's many funny things that had happened .

I shall start from the ones that i remembered first .

I had a good laugh after looking at the Mr.NYP photos .

if you people think i'm thick skin , go take a look at those pictures .

here's the link

HAHAHAHA .

To me thats really thick skin .

I thought that there would be at least like 1 or 2 guys that can compete with 0.5% of me But . . . . . I was Utterly and Disturbingly Dissapointed .

It's really Disturbing because I dunno why Ugly people think they are Handsome .

Maybe the true Handsome people in NYP are learning from me to be really Humble and not Participating and Allowing Ugly people to have their Glory Moment.

I dont know if they know that their uglyness is beyond hope to cure And I really do hope they know it after this ridiculous competition .

Don't ask me why i never join la .

Imagine if I join .

I would crush those 30 over guys hope like how Sparta Crush Persia X 1000 .

Pride is very Important for a Guy .

How can I , Knowing that I will win , even if I use My armpit hair photo to go compete , go there and take free prizes ?

Its really unfair .

But the real unfair thing is if the guy got alot of friend on facebook and they like his photo he win liao lo .

But MsNyp . Got 1 or 2 really not bad , got my 5% .

It's an Enormous feat to reach 5% .I Congratulate you with the bottom of my Heart .

Not the Top , it's the Bottom .

My favorite is F25 out of the other Specimens .

And since i like her , she confirm win .

Okay , and I dream of something very Scary last last week .

I purposely remembered this scary dream so that i can share with everyone .

I know you guys must be thinking about How Brave and Couragous I am .

But it's really nothing to me , The Hunk in Shiny Armor , so save your Helpless Admirations for my Charm .

I dream of this ghost .

WHich I call Dumpling Ghost .

It's like Pontianak .

But more gentle .

And her skin is made of Dumpling . it got the Dumpling Shine and she is covered in Mud ( guess my HunkBrain censored for me ) .

I dunno why its so scary .

But she can transform into a Normal girl and she try to Touch people .

Whoever she touch she will die .

Then She want to Touch me sia .

I thougt My Hotness can Burn her away , But its a dream and my Hotness dunno why cannot Work .

Then I Run away .

Run Until I meet a CowBoy Wannabe .

He tell me to Chant something which has an effect of binding her in Chains .

Then I chant lo .

And it really happen .

But i was angry that she tries to touch me and I want her Dead .

So I ask the Cowboy how to kill her .

And he say ,

Must cut off her Nipples and Put them in a small white container then put soil and fertiliser and wait for a Plant to grow from her Nipple then she die .

And then I woke up .

And I realised it's quite funny .

But maybe its words from my HunkGod to tell me that its ok for girls to try and molest me all i have to do is tell her something she dont like and she will stop .

She will feel Hurt and Pain like her Nipple kenna chop off

But i will let time pass like how time makes the plant grow and she will be okay .

Marvelous . I feel that I'm the Master of Literature .

And Like Last month ,

I bought this BodyWash .

It was supose to be Lavender and Rosewood smell and soothing to the Body .

BUT

When I use it , It smells liek Soya bean and it dont feel soothing on my body at all .

Bloody Hell .

It feels like my Mucus sliding down my body

Stupid sia .

So everytime i go bathe , I will smell soya bean .

Wat if im hungry and i start to hallucinate ?

You know water can cast Mirage

What if I see the soap as some Selegie Soya Beancurd and I go eat ?

Then I Diahorea how . ( I won't Die cus im an ImmortalHunk , No Worries . Winkz* )

Still got alot of things happen to me but I shall not Write an Essay .

Next Time !

-GuoLun

2010-11-10T08:27:00.000-08:00

It's been so long since i last hit the Gym man .

And I'm missing the Gym alot.

I want to Hold teh Dumbbells in my arms and cuddle it tight .

I wan to Lick the Barbells and use it to do Pole Dance .

I wan to Chew the Ruber Weightsand swallow them .

Aiya dunno what am I saying . . . . cus I'm sad . . . .

Recently , I lost my Jacket . . .

It's Adidas and not only that , It has my Smell . . .

I wonder Who Stole it and Never return to me .

Bloody Bastard .

I knew one of my items would get stolen one day .

Cus anything That belongs to me can be easily Bidded at a Price of US$100000000000000000 on Ebay or Amazon .

And of cus , you can call me a Sinner .

Because My Unique Smell is So captivating an tempting that Anyone in the world would fall for it and eventaulyl steal it for their Own Personal Purposes and Pleasure .

Damn them .

I dunno who it might be cus it may be a Guy or a Girl .

Sian . .

Horny sia .

Steal my Jacket .

I think the person will smell the arm pit Part alot .

Cus I always put my deodorant there and it is Further Enhance with my Armpit Frangrance .

I'm so sian now .

It's one of my Dream Jacket .

And I lost it . . .

Or perhaps I Accidentally Burn it to Nothing without Knowing .

Oh ya ,

You guys might be thinking why as the Hottest Guy ever , I still need a Jacket .

Don't you know that Jacket Goes with the Flow of Hotness Coldness .

If the inside is cold then the outside is hot .

If the outside is hot then the inside is cold .

Get it ?

Which means , As I can't help it but ot be a Hot Hunk , The Jacket will Cool me down instead of Warming me up .

And it Will Warm Up my surrounding .

If you don't get it then you're Dumb .

I don't wanna insult anyone cus im a Holy Hunk .

I shall be a Vegetarian form today onwards .

Oh wait .

I can't .. .

Veggies Burn easily and I'm a Hot guy .

So i think I can't .

I shall be a Carnivore instead .

Raw meat touches me and it becomes BBQed .

Marvelous .

Okay , I shall be that .

Carnivorous Hunk .

I should try Human meat in Wasai and Coconut sauce toppled with some Roti Prata Ice cream and maybe Nasi Briyani .

I wonder if it taste nice anot .

Or it just taste liek ashes liek all the other food i've eatnen.

Look so ncie but when I put into my mouth It burn into Ashes

Ok time to slp . Nights

-GuoLun

2010-11-04T09:53:00.001-07:00

Wooooooooooooooo

Looks like my Hunkarma Theory was correct .

Today was suppose to be a Big day .

I was suposse to hand in my homework and it's a very important work .

AND I OVERSLEPT .

HAHAHAHA .

If I never hand In I Die la .

Haha . But it turned out that the Lecturer got something on and never come .

they never Mark Attendace also ( hope they never see this .)

and the Due date was Postponed

HAHAHAHAHA

My Hunkkarma Theory goes like this ,

Whatever Bad somebody or something did to you , Is Whatever Good he/she or something is doing to you .

Vice Versa .

I bet normal Human liek you guys are Utterly confused .

So I shall explain this in the Most layman term i can think of .

Pardon me if it's still too Clever for you guys to understand .

It means ,

someone scold you , you feel bad . but its actually good to you , in the long run .

And

someone gives you all that you want , in the long run , you lose your vision and mission .

Of course , Feel free to also believe in what I am Believing .

But my Theory is the Opposite of the Human Version Karma .

The Human one is like , You do good and something good in any form will befall to you , Vice Versa .

I think It's like , LOL . HAHAHAHAH .

Go do good lo .

I think Everyone in this world have experience doing good and nth happens to you .

Or someone do bad to you and you say Karma will befall to him but nth happens .

Big Error in the Human Karma theory .

And I bet creating this Human Karma was supossed to be for Good and Peace .

BUT , All i see is people looking out for people doing bad things then sya Karma befall on you.

Cute sia .

If you do good to someone , You might be doing him Harm in another Form .

You might not be able to think of one since you're Human .

Okay , Enough of my karma story .

One of my lecturer says , Good news dont spread , Bad news spread faster than you can imagine .

But i personally think that , It's just the Human mind .

The desire to be at the top only allows them to remember and accept other people's failure .

But forgets and not accept other's Success .

It's exciting to hear people Fail , Because it's fun to laugh at that person inside you .

I believe that's what lies in most people's subconcious

Just recall .

If you're in a Sports team ,

You might be able to Recognise thsoe Pro people .

But ,

You will forget the scores of those who thrash you and remember the scores of thsoe whom you thrashed .

Maybe you forgot both cus you suck .

.

And , I just think that , The Higher your social status is , including your wealth , The closer you are cuddled unto the Devil's Arm .

Who knows a Devil has convinced you to believe he is God .

-GuoLun

2010-10-19T04:40:00.000-07:00

Wooohooo .

School starts again and I'm feeling Handsome .

Through my life in poly , I've changed into a more lazy person .

But nevertheless , I'm still Charmingly Hot .

Do not Question My Seductivity , for it is described as close as a Miracle .

As I'm Hot , and I might Burn things thousands of Miles Away without knowing ,

I think I accidentally Burn the Indon Forests Today . .

That's why it's so Hazy

Yeah , It's their farmers who Burn it ,

But don't you know Fire is Attracted to Fire ?

Try putting 2 lighted match together , don't they fuse together ?

So , I'm trying to say that , My Hotness Radar Has the Indon Fire Being Detected , Therefore ,

My Hotness Increase the Temperature there and Fire is Being Reproduced .

So If you in my way , Dont blame me If your Ass gets Roasted when you Fart .

If you want to counter my Hotness , Then you can try act Cool .

Like go Smoke and Drink and Fight .

Then You will Die faster .

Because , Whoever Opppose the Hunk , Shall Be killed by a Burning , Shit-Shaped Meteorite .

That's right , You will be Killed by my Shit .

How shameful .

I just Need to shit and your face is disfigured .

So bad that Trying to be like me is like a Utopian Dream .

I've Just Created a New Msn and it's GLITH@hotmail.co.uk . Do add me if you think I'm Flawlessly , Magnificently and Mouth Wateringly Charismatic .

I dunno why isit .co.uk .

I'm not a UK person .

Maye they Identified me as an UnKnown .

Of course computers can't Identify me .

They can only Identify Humans .

I'm the Mighty Hunk !

It should end with .co.GuoLunIsSoHandsome .

Sounds so much better and more fluent and Body-Friendly

I feel like sleeping now Cus I'm very tired .

Okay I shall go slp .

Incase I Accidentally Burn the Earth , Jialat .

-GuoLun

2010-10-14T08:53:00.001-07:00

Hahaha ,

hmmm .

Today I feel like Being a Hunk-Sexist .

Against Female of course , Since I'm a Hunk .

I'm not Dumb to go against the Species I'm faking .

Just let me Intrepret The Ways of The Humans as a Hunk .

Sometimes , I mean All the times , Girls thinks Guys are Stupid and Dumb .

No way man .

I Personally think that Girls are more Horrorfyingly and Sacarstically more Stupid .

When Girls says that No one Understand them ( Which I feel that they are seeking some rambutan's attention ) , It's Totally not true .

Guys ( Some ) , Are too Clever To Understand Foolish Actions of them .

It's like Trying to Understand Why am I so Hot like The Sun .

How isit Possible for a Human Brain to Understand ?

The Only way to Understand a Girl ( Strictly For Human Guys ) is to be Stupid .

Can't You see Stupid People Attract Stupid People ?

They Think alike .

For example , I often see SOME females Mix their Food and turn it into some Disgusting Version of What's meant to be and it's 'Nice' to Them then they eat it as if it's Heaven Food .

So if Somebody , be it a Retard or Lunatic , do the same Moronic Thing , The Female would most probably be Delighted and Surprised .

And then , They most probably start some Stupid stuff , Which I dunno what because I'm not Stupid .

But if the Guys Turned too Stupid , He will just get Castrated , Annihilated , Decimated , Mutilated and Slaughtered by the female .

Just like Spiders ,

The Boy spider gets Raped by the Girl Spider and then Eaten up after the Rape .

Pathetic .

Just take this word for example - Blonde .

Whenever I see this word ,

I can Only think of A Dumb Female Blonde .

That's all .

I dunno why , Maybe it's just my Hunk's Intuition to Think only in the Path of the Truth .

I dunno why they are Morons going around saying Guys sucks when Being a Guy has like 100000000000 more things better than being a Female .

But , from the Very Bottom of My heart . . . . .

I DONT CARE

HAHAHAHA .

I'm a Hunk , not some boy or girl .

So , Ultimately , I'm still the Best in the world with no Errors , Only Perfection .

-GuoLun

2010-10-10T01:25:00.000-07:00

Hmm ,

After reading my previous post , I think I called myself a stupid dumbass .

Which is Obviously an Obvious typo .

How could I , The mighty Hunk , be a Stupid dumbass ?

It's like heaven and hell .

If you're wondering why i make mistakes even though I'm perfect , It just seem like you are the Stupid Dumbass now .

I'm Mimicking The ways of Humans At an Ultra High Level .

So , It's Just normal If I do smth Stupid and Moronic Like a Typo error .

Under stand ?

It's like just when I thought some people are worthless like shit ,

They turn out to be Very Useful .

Just Imagine I'm the Most Beautiful Flower .

And I If stuck myself on a Peice of Shit ,

I will Have an Endless Supply of Fertiliser .

Which makes me Even More Seductive .

Don't be stupid and think that Bumble Bees and Butterflies will Flock towards me and Suck away all My nectar and Kill me .

That's an Idiotic way of Thinking .

I already said I'm the most beautiful Flower.

How could the Insects Possibly Bear to Even Touch me ?

HAHAHAHA

I can't believe I'm such a Wise Hunk .

-GuoLun

2010-10-08T07:32:00.001-07:00

hahaha

I like how the retard says ,

People can now take a picture of themselves acting cute or trying hard to be as good looking as possible then post it onto face book .

Then purposely say its ugly and wait for people to say its very good looking .

HAHAHAHA .

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PATHETIC .

I've seen alot of these in facebook .

so funny .

As a Hunk , I don't Mock those kind of people due to their Pitiful and Moronic actions .

I Laugh at them because No matter what kind of my Pictures I post , as long as it's my face , It can NEVER be Ugly .

No such thing .

HAHAHA .

To those Fools and Imbecile that falls into their Pathetic trap ,

You can Just turn into an Ant then get eaten by a Grasshopper then get eaten by a Frog then get eaten by a Snake then get eaten by an Eagle then get killed by a Fart-Gun .

To me , that's Ugly , because it's not Me .

Simple and Straight forward .

hahaha .

I'm so sian .

of being overly Handsome . . .

Sometimes most people are within my Calculations of having EQ lower than a Gorilla's .

all the know is to roar and then slap their chest and run around with a black and hairy butt .

all i want to say is , if your a stupid dumbass you will get picked on by other people .

And sometimes it's by those Morons Which I hate ALOT .

-GuoLun

2010-10-04T04:35:00.000-07:00

The reson why 've not blogged for sooo long , Is because I'm a Villian .

Of course , to other people , I am a Villian .

To me , I'm the Greatest thing that could Possibly happen in a Millenia .

I don't wish to say what I did because more or less people would perceive me as a Retarded Ass .

I believe in my own Reasons and that's all I need .

No one has to step into my Lfe and try to Correct it .

My reason did not just pop out , flash through or something that I thought makes alot of sense .

My Reason Grew with me through the Years .

It's Stronger and Sturdier than any Tree you can find .

I always believe that people cannot communicate with people effectively .

Having so many religion in this world is a Huge evidence .

And as much as i hate it ,I always see people perceive another person in the point of veiw of the Society's etiquette .

Lets say , Gay and Lesbian marraige Disgust and are looked Down on by some people because There's a ' Invisible Rule ' in the Society that couples should be of opposite sex .

But I don't think the Real Gays and Lesbians are doing this for Fun .

All people know how to ' Don't judge a book by it's cover ' .

That's for sure .

But some people , read only about 3 - 4 chapters in that book and came into a conclusion about the ending .

Hey ,

There's still 50 chapters and more to go man

What about the twists and turns ?

You might get the ending correct , but your impression is Most Definitely wrong .

If you look up to that Idol of yours , and look down to that poor man there ,

You may be making a huge life time mistake , I'd say .

I always look up to people taht stand up for themselves .

But , if you do it the dumbass way or nerd way , I will Mock you man .

How i wish that person could treat me like how I treat him .

I stay out of his life , and he stay out of mine .

I will remain alive and all I need is 10% of you .

-GuoLun

2010-09-14T06:44:00.000-07:00

Bleedy Hell .

I cant stand my Pinnoy Neighbours playing with the lift today while I was Below Waiting for it .

I was so hungry and I bought back my Dinner then they play with the lift .

Basket .

And the worst thing is ,

I thought Its the Children Playing .

But NO . IT'S THEIR PARENTS .

WTH .

What if I get angry and when I get onto the life I burn it then It explode and make the Building collapse ?

I don't want to be a murderer at such a young age of 10203402034020340203402034 .

Bloody hell .

If this place is not a Racial Harmony Paradise ,

They would've already been Executed by me 100 years before they were Born .

I like to forgive people and then Argue again with them .

Because that just show how stupid they are .

Keep repeating the same idiotic ways of doing things and then think they are some Hero .

It's part of my daily Entertainment .

As long as u are a human and you think you're not Perfect , then you are Entertaining .

Good to know people are Spreading Joy around the World .

You say him then he say you then fight .

You pull her hair then she scratch you .

Rolling On The Floor Laughing . . . .

And don't be Pathetic to say I Block your Lousy Human Eyes to veiw the Screen in the Cinema .

If you know you are that Short , why don't you sit in the Front instead and don't act like you're some 6 Footer .

The Front is always empty for Short People like you .

RETARD .

I block then block la .

You see my Back veiw for a second also nicer than the Whole movie .

I AM THE HUNK .

You are just like a Peice of A4 White paper that has a picture of a Retarded Stick-Idiot on the centre and You can't run away from me Lighting you up into Crisp and Feed to the 100 Year Old Rhinocerous's Poo's Maggot's Shit .

Yeah , you not so Pathetic , You are even Moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Pathetic .

You are like the Peanut Shell that the Ti Ko Pek throw and spit at after eating and then the Orang Utan use it to wipe his butt after Shitting .

Okay , enough Describing some people for I am the Ultimate Hunk .

Hmmm . . . I don't feel like describing myself because , for obvious reasons , I am too Handsome Beyond any Word's power to Describe Perfectly .

I think my Mission on Earth , Or rather , Life goal , Is to stay on Earth and wait for the Perfect Word to be created to describe me .

But i doubt that day will come .

Because . . . .The word has already been Created . . . .It is . . .Guo Lun !

I am Guo Lun !!

See how it sounds .

So perfect

Feel how it Flow Out of your Lips .

It's like a Never Ending Shampoo that flows out of your mouth , So smooth .

And your throat , It's like eating 100000000000 strepsils and you sound partially like me , an Angelic Hunk .

Your Breath becomes so nice that when you let a Camel Shit smell , It becomes the most Enormous and Beautiful Flower ever .

Try it out .

Go to the Mirror , Look at yourself into the Eyes Faithfully , Truthfully and speak the Sacred words . . .

Say , GuoLun is the Mighty Hunk .

And then Feel the change in your Body .

It's not Permanent though ,

It last for only 0.01 seconds ?

So you have to Keep on Repeating .

For about um , 100 times ?

Then you use your Heart and Feel .

Yeah ,

You will know what I'm Talking about when you try

Go Go .

-GuoLun

2010-09-09T05:30:00.001-07:00

Ever since I decided to pretend to be a Human , I have been a Sinner .

. . . . How can I , The Mighty Hunk , become something so UnHot . . . .

But it's not only that .

I have . . . been Addicted to a Human Thing . . .

I'm so Sad . . . I feel like Burning myself away . . .

I shall describe the process of how This Thing Ruined my Life . . . .

That thing is long , probably about the length of My Hand .

Um . . . Rod like and fits my mouth perfectly .

There's a opening at the end . Where I suck it .

Then Sticky and Milky suff coming out into my mouth .

I like to lick the Rod like thing when I am Sucking it cus it feels um . . .Very Smooth ?

The Liquid was so delicious that I cant stop Drinking it man !!

I dunno what's that and how it was made .

I was grabbing the outside which was wet and then I kept on sucking it.

And I love to swallow it if my mouth is full of it because it's SHIOK .

Then sometimes If I suck too hard It will spurt out onto my face sia .

Feels so sticky man .

I clean with Tissue also sticky .

I do this nearly daily and sometimes twice a day ?

Yummy .

Somethings are really wonderful .

And as a Hunk , I'd like to share this joy with every one .

Drink Some Bubble Tea !

And I think My favorite is Peppermint Milk Tea .

I don't like those Iced one .

Jiao bing sucks .

Wow it sounds liek Jiao Bin .

Hahahahaha .

Jiao bin drinks Jiao bing .

I'm so funny !

HAHAHA .

-GuoLun

2010-09-05T08:29:00.001-07:00

Okok .

Today was that stupid competition .

AND I LOST .

I know everyone will be wondering why on earth and how did the Hunk lost .

I'm now going to answer your pathetic curiosity .

Okay , I'm not a person who blames luck when i lose . . . but I'm a Hunk that blames luck when I lose .

Make yourself clear .

It's just for today that I blame luck .

There's 4 categories .

And out of all the catogories , there were about 5 teams that have recognised players like those in national teams and outside teams .

3 OF THEM WERE IN OUR GROUP .

what only sia .

can't wait to touch me isit .

Attempting to Molest me at the beggining already .

Relax la .

Joyful things must share .

You want touch me at least let me into the second round then i let you touch until you happy .

Second round other peopel also can touch me what .

Although you guys will be Burned into ashes . Don't say I nvr warn .

And that's not all man .

Not all the stupid reason why I lost .

The bloody refree .

I wan to seduce them

BUT

the first refree that came was a Stupid Nerd .

The face cui .

like my butt with a full set of pimples and four buttholes . ( two eyes , one nose , one mouth . )

How the hell am I going to seduce him sia .

Even the thought of me winking at him was about to make me Puke my whole stomache out .

If his face was his butt i think i still can kiss it .

Walao this month he cannot anyhow go out sia .

And then ,

The 2nd refree came .

BUTCH

WTH

BUTCH ARE IMMUNE TO MY SEDUCTIONS .

and He/She has a Grey hair .

I think He/She kenna Superbug ?

No cure la go die la . Still blow whistle . Never blow before isit .

Sian sia .

My $30 fly away . . . .

I should have donated to Haiti sia .

Sian .

Can save alot of people with $30 sia .

Now I'm sad .

How I wish . . . . Nvm .

I cant execute my Hunk powers . . . because I'm a ' Human ' For now . . .

I want to cut my hair sia .

I feel that alot of hair is growing on my body .

My head , chest , armpit , pheonix , leg .

I wan to trim my armpit and cut my head .

yes .

Mind you , If I were in Hunk mode , My hair will be in Flames .

Yes , Literally .

Glowing Red hot.

Lady gaga has a cool way of describing Hell .

She says it as Hotter than Mexico .

hmmm .

I wonder why she dont wan to describe me sia .

Jus say Hotter than Hell and the Sun la .

so easy .

I'm like Hancock .

I'm not appreciated . . .

Although I'm not an attention seeker liek him .

But without me ,

THe Earth will not be Warm .

You idiots really think that the Sun heat up the Earth ?

LOL .

You guys are a bunch of laughing stock .

IT"S ME .

ME

THE HUNK .

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA .

Without me . Ice age already la .

No brain .

If the Sun heat the Earth up why last tiem got Ice age ?

stupid .

It's becasue I came then the world became warm .

See . I'm at the Equator that's why its the hottest part on the planet .

If i at North pole , you will see Fire Polar Bears .

And maybe Fire Mammoths ?

Yummy .

-GuoLun

2010-08-24T12:26:00.001-07:00

Okay .

I will be participating in this Velocity Bball Challenge .

You might think I'm Dumb to let my enemies know I'm participating .

But no I'm not .

I'm telling people here so that If you guys want to catch a Glimpse of the Hunk playing , You might stand a chance to do so

How I do the Mighty Shot of Grace and the Eloquent Dunk of Truth .

hahaha .

Yeah it's Basketball if you dumb asses still dont know what I'm talking about .

It's been so long since i last compete .

You know that kind of Competition feel .

It's back .

Um , It's like , I am so nervous but i feel that I can be the champion and the Last at the same time .

hahaha , such a weird feeling.

So hard to describe .

First prize is $1.2k .

Yeah , That's 30% of the reason why I'm playing .

The Next 30% is because My team name is called " The Hunks " . ( not kidding )

The Next 40% is Becasue I am playing with My Best friends !

This is the second time we are playing 3 on 3 under the Team Named " The Hunks "

The first tiem we got Champions at the xtreme youth zone competition

I didn't expect us to get the Champs Cus the other team was all over aged . ... whatever .

But this time , it's gonna be different because I believe strange people with strange way of playing will arise to face their Ultimate Challenge , The Mighty Hunk . ( Holy Sound*)

I'm gonna train man .

I believe there will be opponents that are stronger than us .

But it's not about being Strong . . . its about being Handsome .

Let me tell you why .

If you are so Handsome like Me ( Which is Impossible ) and you compete ,

First , You will have alot of Supporters and Fans surrounding you and Cheering and it will boost your morale greatly .

Second , The opponent might become gay and tries to attempt molestation on you but he will just pass the ball to you .

Third , Who knows the refree is gay and he Sides me ? Like I Burn him , Turn him from White into Black and I don't get any Penalties .

Fourth , If you are as Handsome as Me ( Ahem*) , there is a 99% chance you dont have to compete and you get the champions straight . ( but the 1% always occurs ) .

See , so good being Handsome .

All you got to do is sit and people Clean your sweat for you , Feed you water , wipe your Sneakers , Fan you , Massage you . Shiok !

If I lose a match , no matter what, the opposing team will still be jeered and insulted .

Why?

It's all because I'm a Hunk .

And If you guys watch Hot Shot , when I am holding the ball , It will be on Fire .

No wait , The whole court will be on fire .

So No people can step in and I win to default . HAHAHAHA .

I'm so evil .

But even if I gave them the chance to play they also Lose .

Why ?

Because I'm the HUNK

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-GuoLun

2010-08-10T09:32:00.002-07:00

Sian .

My blog is half dead .

I feel liek bloggin about my emotions today .

I suddenly feel so Useless now .

Like , I was so much more Better and Greater last time .

Have I slacked off too much or did I forget to do something Important ...

I've been thinking but I cant think of the Correct thing that would put my Mind to Rest .

Like wow .

I don't really know what does my useful mean to me .

All I know is I feel like Shit .

Like having menstruration .

Maybe I'm thinking too much .

I should just let all the matters in my head rest

and I realised my English is getting suckier by the day .

Whenever I want to see if I Have Acheived something Great or not , I would Look back into my past and compare to my present state , and then see If i am better in the past.

For last year , My answer was Absolutely no , I didn't want to go back to the past

Now , My answer is Probably ?

I don't know why my Answer has changed .

But It seems like after leaving secondary school , All people I know are getting into trouble ?

Trouble like not used to certain new things or the new environment force them to give up on something important . . .

It's a very sad thing , If you Use your Heart to feel it .

And please .

I know there are many people who thinks that I really think I am a Hunk .

But no really .

You guys must be those busy bodies who comes into my blog and get entertained .

Yeah , I created this blog at the start to entertain Me and my Friends .

It's been more than a Year that I've been Blogging about me Being a Hunk .

This Blog mean quite alot to me , because I get Ideas from my Friends , the Weather , Environment , Situations , looking at people and most of it comes from me Imagining Weird Stuff .

In short , It is my own Unique Journal and Of course , Only I can understand .

I can't explain it to you but , when I'm bored sometimes , I would read my old posts and Remember the old days .

Hahahaha .

Most posts has Meanings behind it to Me but not to anyone in this world .

Well , I do also know people sudddenly dislike me due to my blog .

I'm not gonna be typical and say who cares , It's my Life and I'm gonna Live it on my own rule .

Although I alwasy blog about all people in the worlds loves me ,

I don't really want all people to love me .

I wan some to hate me .

I hope I get to meet the people that hate me for reasons I admire .

No one has done that .

I'm not crapping .

Hate me for Something that I am wishing for a change in my life

I will think of you highly .

super .

I am typing this half awake and I dunno what kind of thing might come out .

But i think when i read this sometime in teh future , it would bring alot fo memories back .

Becasue I'm thinking of lots of stuff now manzzzzzzzzzzzzz

So sian ....

not bored.

SIAN .

I wonder what kind of word can describe how I feel now .

um . . . .

Upset , Dissapointed , Puny , Useless , No Aspirations , Sad .

But All in All , I'm Glad I have myself .

I think that I'm Great sometimes .

So , I shall be Great !!!

I will try to be Great more often , I promise to myself .

I think I need to sleep and I'm typing alot .. . . alot of nonsense .

But I feel like continuing .

LOL

I wonder who will read Til here .

I like people to read my long post .

I just feel Touched .

hahaha .

So Nice of You .

ahhh

Nights ..

-GuoLun

2010-07-24T01:06:00.000-07:00

Hmmm ,

I've nvr had real Alchohol before , other than jolly shandy .

If you're Laughing , You're Dumb .

If you're Curious why , you're Smart .

Basically , only stupid people drink alchohol for nothing .

Wise people drink it to keep themselves warm .

As for me , I'm not stupid . Wise is only a quater correct .

I'm a Wise Hunk ( 50 % correct ) .

since I'm a Hunk which makes me Hot , Why the hell do I have to drink alchohol to make me Hot ?

And i think alchohol would cool me down instead because im too hot .

Stupid drink .

Reminds me of my Pee , When people drinks it , they feel warm .

It taste Bitter too right ?

HAHAHA ,

So people have been going to Clubs and then drink my pee then feel high .

No wonder some Coconuts can't take the heat and Puke .

But the Real Question is , How the Hell do they collect my Pee sia .

Do you all know that when I Pee , When it comes out of my Little Pheonix , It evaporate right away ?

Hmmm ,

I seriously think that those alchohol are Fake .

You guys are not Paying for my Pee to Drink sia .

You guys are paying for Man-Made Hunk's Pee to drink .

I guess the whole bottle is Artificial Pee ?

Who knows you have been drinking Cow's pee , Pig's pee , Chicken Pee or even Some Human's one who thinks their Pee is like mine .

Sad , you guys should Quit Drinking !

That's my Opinoin . It's Wise and Graceful .

Quit it man .

Drinking is bad .

You can't drive because you're a human , Unless you are me , I use the power of heat to generate a Hot Air Balloon .

So , i can go anywhere i Like .

Normal Hot Air Balloons needs a flame , But My one only need me to stand there , no flames Required .

If you have read the News , you must have know that China got a UFO hovering around .

That is Me in my Hot Air Ballon , Dumb .

Making a Big Fuss over it is stupid .

Anyway , I'm feeling realy Blessed . ( I mean it ) .

Just wanna Thank people around me and whatever that made me Blessed feel so Lucky .

Thank You !

2010-07-12T06:51:00.002-07:00

It's been 10 days since i last blogged

I've got nth to do this few days .

And it's been so long since i played at the sacred flower fruit mountain .

I'm not the monkey god , I'm the Hunk .

It's like 3 weeks ?

3 weeks since i last touched some balls and sweat with each other .

Banging each other, touching each other , then go topless .

and then look at each other body .

Although i know deep down that they are resisting at the most hardcore level to refrain from touching my body ,

But i still cant help but to go topless too .

Sian la .

All i can say is I'm very bored .

Most of the time , Im like doing retarded things .

I dunno why ! .

I need some Boomz and Shingz .

2010-07-06T07:39:00.000-07:00

Wa Piang .

I really hate those kind of people that press the ' up ' Button for the Lift when they want to go down .

Not in school , but in my House Block .

It's Hardcore Irritating .

When I am getting home Happily and not Expecting to receive any form of disturbance in the lift while I'm halfway up ,

And Suddenly BOOM .

The Lift Friggin Stop and The Door Opens and I see some Dumb face that Look at me Like I'm the Lift Attendant .

I'M THE HUNK FOR GOODNESS SAKE

Oh , I know .

Maybe they Stalk me and press the Lift to catch a Glimpse of me ?

Even for a few seconds is like a Few centuries for them .

That explains their Dumb faces .

It looks like Edward Cullen Staring at Bella the First time they meet .

Want act Cool but become Kayu .

I Honestly hate this kind of people .

If you purposely , It will Get on My nerve And I might Attempt to Kill you .

If you Accidentally ,

THAT'S WORST .

Why The Hell Can't You Use a LIFT Properly ?

There are Only Two Damn Buttons and you Don't know how to Aim Isit ?

The Button is like 5 times Bigger than your Finger and you Miss ?

Stupid sia .

Go Play BlackShot la .

And I Think after 1 Year you will still be Stuck in the Begginers Channel .

Don't need to remind me that this is a Public Lift and I shouldn't complaint about such things .

YOU , If you were me , You will Feel IT .

The Feeling of Accomplishment Reaching Home and The Thought of my To-Do-List .

ALL BURST .

My thought of my Beloved Wife and Wonderful Bed like Poof , and Infront of The Mighty Hunk is YOU .

Walan .

Aku Tak Boleh Tahan .

Shan't continue talking about stupid people .

-GuoLun

2010-06-29T05:46:00.001-07:00

Wow , Today is the most Challenging Day of my Life !

I step into class and the first thing the Lecturer ask me is to Draw My Self Potrait .

SELF POTRAIT ?!?!

What the hell is He thinking about ?

I know a Picture can paint a thousand words .

I don't even care if it can Paint a Million or a Billion Words .

The Problem is , how can My Beauty Be Even Drawn out ?

I'm so Enchanting that Drawing myself takes a thousand times more skills than to draw the Best Talisman in the World .

No way I'm gonna Acomplish this Task .

You ask me to Burn the Whole Class still Ok for me But Self Potrait is a No No .

This Will take me a Million years to complete and when I get Fed Up because I'm Too Handsome to be Drawn ,

I will Just turn the paper into Ashes .

I'm Merciless because I don't Pray to the Goddess o Mercy .

Anyway ,

Sometimes when you are dissapointed that your Stylist gave you a Crappy Cut ,

It's not their fault .

It's Yours .

And The reason is Because you are Purely Stupid .

Stupid , Get it ?

You are either Stupid enough to be unable to communicate properly to the stylist or you Visited some shit stylist .

But , if you Did those two things Properly ,

Then you must have Wanted to be Me , The Ultimate Hunk , really Badly ah !

This Applies to Both Sexes .

Aw , I'm so Touched .

Every now and then , I hear People say their New Hair Cut like Rubbish or what .

Then I realised they are Indirectly saying " GUOLUN !! YOU ARE SO HOT !! HOW I WISH I GOT YOUR HAIR !!! PLEASE IMPART SOME HOTNESS INTO ME PLEASSSSSSSEEEEEE !!! "

Pathetic .

How in the World am I able to 'Impart Hotness' Into you Humans .

You would Just Turn into Dust Straigh away .

Mind you , I'm 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Fahrenheit .

Even by Looking at me , you will Melt and Evaporate .

So Imparting my Hotness to you Is really Impossible unless you are a Hunk ,

Which Only I am in the Whole Universe .

If you Read Until Here , Means I am Handsome .

Thanks !

-GuoLun

2010-06-23T07:55:00.000-07:00

Hmmm . .

I feel like telling out one of my Big and Handsome Secrets Here today .

Okay I shall reveal it !

Um , When I'm at home alone , I will sing Songs !!!

You don't have to be Amused because that's not part of the Secret , Dumb .

The secret is , I can Sing Very WELL !

HAHAHAHAHA !

And the major reason why I don't sing when there are alot of people is ,

I'm actually a Very Humble Young Hunk .

Anyway , I've been singing Justin Bieber song This few days and I realise That there are Alot of People Hating Justin Bieber .

They say He Suck , Voice sound Like Ku Niang and what he Look like my Toe Nail .

As a Young Hunk , I'm Easily Curious about why that Young ang moh Chap is Being Internally Abused .

So I Think and Think and I came to an Ultimate Conclusion !!

He Suck Because I'm Singing His songs .

My Voice is So beautiful that When the Frog Egg hears it , It turns into a Frog and Dies Instantly because His Life has been Completed .

. . . The Butterfly I saw Just now was Hot .

And Justin Bieber Looks like Crap Because I'm Too Handsome .

Mind Him , I'm the Hunk .

how is it possible for him to look better than I do .

Sometimes When I look at myself in the Mirror , I can't even recognise myself man .

Who is that peice of Magnificent Beauty Infront of me ?

Oh , it's just me .

And so sian , My holidays are ending already .

I've only completed 1/3 of my work ?

I'm dead .

-GuoLun

2010-06-16T05:18:00.000-07:00

Today i very suay sia .

I lost part of my earring and I bought it yesterday .

Then when i work I never eat my lunch due to some miscommunication .

And the worst thing .

WORST .

Is that Whenever i go home from hougang point , I got my own route .

Since I've been living there for like 10 years , It's only natural that I know where can walk where cannot .

So , I was walking home from hougang point .

And I walk in the Middle of a Road which I always do at that place .

And then some Mofo From behind Horn me .

Horn nvm Because I never see or hear the car coming .

When He pass by me still can say " Eh , your dad road ah , walk in the middle . "

I am the HUNK .

What Foolish Nonsense is he uttering , of course I can walk in the middle lah .

Doesn't he have the eyes to see that my back have no eyes .

His Son still beside him and I think he is only primary school ?

I hope one day his son grow up become like him sia then Kenna Whack by Pai kia .

Face come out in First page of News Paper and Obituary .

I laugh until my teeth drop .

Lucky him that I kept my cool just now .

If not , Hougang will have a Firework already .

I give his car one Rolling Thunder Kick and make sure it Flies to the sky then I give it a Fist of Charm

Make him pai seh ah .

His car plate SBC 9814 .

I forgot the last Letter .

Inside the car dare to talk lah ,

I got car I also dare to talk .

Scared already can drive away what .

But I can use my Feng Huo Lun to catch him .

Stupig Pea brainer .

-GuoLun

2010-06-08T00:43:00.001-07:00

Okay , I've just finished trimming my armpit hair .

And after Admiring both of my armpits with Proffesional Judgement ,

I realised that they look better than most hairs on people's head .

I dunno how to describe my armpit with it's new hair cut but , um . . . I can easily Charm people just by flashing my armpit ?

I'm like so Hot that even though I anyhow trim my armpit hair , It looks like some world class limited edition Arm Pit .

I think I shall call this Style - The Cream of Hunk .

I saw a group in FB that says ' the best things in life are illegal , bad or fattening . '

I'm Laughing Out Leprechauns !!

What do you call the 'best'

IT'S ME , THE MIGHTY HUNK !!

HAHAHAHAHA

I'M THE BEST !

Being a Hunk is the best thing in a Life .

It's not Illegal , bad or fattening .

Okay maybe a little bad cus I keep making people Melt then Evaporate .

I'm borned for people to Admire .

Anyway ,

It takes alot of Courage and Stupidity for anyone to think that I'm UnHot .

Even for me , Thinking that I'm UnHot is like Impossible .

Because I will be only Lying to myself .

No way a Hunk is doing that .

If you think I'm UnHot , Go ask your doctor to X-Ray your brains .

Who knows you might find a Fish Bone stuck inside .

Or maybe when you were young you hit your head and your Brain got Inverted ?

I went to join a Group in FB called I want to touch a Cloud .

Yeah , I really want to touch it .

BUT , Thanks to my Natural Heat Radiation , It always evaporate when I nearly touch it .

( I can Fly )

So , sometimes being Hot is not really good .

I tried to be Cool but I failed , My Hotness is too Overpowering .

I'm afraid one day it might Overtake my body and then earth becomes the Second Sun .

-GuoLun

2010-05-31T07:12:00.000-07:00

Hmmm . .

Today was an all new not exciting experience for me .

I shitted in NYP for the first time today .

How was it like ? .

The tap was automatic but the flush was not , quite stupid .

but no Frets ! For I am the Hunk !

If there are viruses or germs , bacteria in the toilet bowl ,

It will all be purified by me .

My natural Heat radiation can kill up to 99.99% bacterias .

0.09% more than Dettol because I'm Indeed Charming .

Anyway , I started playing Blackshot , a stupid shooting game .

I realised that , I am a lousy soldier sia .

If That was real life , I've already been dead like 100000000 times .

BUT ,

I'm an Angelic-ImmortalHunk .

No matter how u try to use your grandmother's raw potato to kill me , I will still survive .

I'm very bored this few days .

And I've been having weird dreams for the past few nights .

I dreamt that I burn the sun , then I become the God of Beauty . ( although I already am )

Then I was with my friends and suddenly everyone burn into ashes .

After that , I walk every where then volcano start to form .

But when i wake up , everything still remains the same .

I'm still the Ultimate Hunk !

and the best part is I'm still growing more and more handsome day by day .

I'm craving for Otah man . .

Who can give me raw one so that I can cook it with my Burning Palm ?

-GuoLun

2010-05-24T09:00:00.000-07:00

I've just cut my hair and Hmm . . . I feel like making a Brief Description of Myself .

Now , I look so freaking Hot and Wow .

Wait . . . No No No . . . . OMG .

OMG !!!

I can't Believe it !

This is Actually the First time I'm at a Lost of words to Describe my Beauty !

I'm Like so Handsome Until There's No more words to describe me .

Words are as if Meaningless when it comes into describing My Charm .

I'm too Godly , in the Hunk sense .

Hmmm . .

If I were to be Paid for Being Very Adorable , I would be a Tycoon at the Age of um . . . 1 Seconds ?

And , If I were to be paid for Being Seductive , Charismatic , Electrifying , Gorgeous , Magnificent ,

In this World , Every soul and flesh and whatever thing that is breathing WILL be Living in Super Extreme Poverty .

Mark the Words of the Mighty Hunk , Otherwise ,

you gonna Realise in the future that what you did now is the Most Stupidest , Retarded and Idiotic thing in your Entire Life .

I went to the National Library today and the person say it's a dunno what Shit Icon .

What the Hell sia .

If that White Cube can be an Icon then I'm Like the Universal Icon for Beauty already !

Hahahaha . I'm so Honored to be that (Shy) .

AND WHAT THE HELL !!!!

SOME BLOODY COCONUT USE MY ULTIMATE AND MIGHTY NAME AS A WEBSITE

AND IT'S A DAMN CHINESE WEBSITE AND I DUNNO WTH ISIT ABOUT !!!!

Check it out yo - www.guolun.com

I highly suspect It's the China people .

Heh , I'm like so Hot , that even China people knows and used my name to Start something stupid .

Pathetic sia . Epic Fail !

I think that Web Link can sell for One Million Hunkllion ( Approximately 3/4 of the World's Money )

If It's GuoLunIsVeryHandsome.com , Can sell for like One Hundred Generations of Unlimited Wealth .

This is a very good income and I doubt got people created this Link already ,

So , Go make this Link and sell it at Ebay .

If you managed to sell that Link ,

You Stupid also Nevermind because no matter how many times you get scammed , you are still so damn Rich .

Don't ask me why I never take this Opportunity for myself lah .

I'm not a Moneyface , I'm the Hunk .

-GuoLun

2010-05-20T07:30:00.000-07:00

Hmmm . . .

Today was drizzling but i can't feel any raindrops on my head or body .

Oh , i know why .

It's because I'm so Hot until The raindrops Evaporated 100KM away before touching me .

yeah , must be .

Today i went to Judo and I learnt how to fall down .

Fall to the left , right and back but never teach me how to fall infront .

Why the hell do i have to learn how to fall down when I am the Invincible Hunk ?

All I have to do is Burn my opponents .

Like a wink of an Eye , you are in heaven already .

I'm terrified to the thought of my opponent falling for me during a fight because I look too Seductive and Irresistable .

Since he is a human , i shal fight like a Human and try to refrain from Burning him .

But if he Molests me , Even if it's an Accident , I shall Toast his Nipples and do my Flying Charming Unicorn Kick of Death .

If the refree come and disqualify me , I will just burn one side of his armpit hair away .

Then when he wear singlet , one side is bushy while the other is bald .

Actually , I'm Not a fighter , I'm also Not a Lover , I'm a Hunk .

Hunk have their own unique martial arts and it's called , Hunkarate .

This martial arts cannot be misused , because It holds the power to change the world therefore , Only I , the Mighty and Wise Hunk can Learn and Use freely .

Hunkarate basically uses the Hunk's fist to Heat stuff.

Like , when manufacturing charcoal , I use my hands to chop trees and they instantly turn into Charcoal .

When I am Hungry in the amazon jungle , I just karate the whole jungle and all the Animals in the jungle becomes cooked .

Depending on my mood , I can Fry , BBQ , Roast , Boil or Steam the Meat I want .

All I need is my Fist to do Hunkarate .

My training ground is in the Sauna at Mt.Fuji . Which is about 100,000,000,000 degree celcius .

A very Cool place because I'm the Hottest over there .

If the Creator of Street Fighter saw me , He will definitely create a character exactly the same as me and Put me as the Final of the Final Boss .

And he shall name it - The Hunk .

And all my skills in the game is one hit K.O .

HAHAHAHA .

So fun .

Can't Imagine myself playing myself in the game and make people lose .

Like I purposely let them hit me til I dying then I touch them and they Die HAHAHAHAHAHA .

I'm so Evil like Mojojojo .

HAHAHAHAHA .

-GuoLun

2010-05-14T07:43:00.001-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

To the people that do not have EQ and comes into my Blog !!!!

Get Out Before you Piss yourself off with you own stupidity .

Yeah , If you're an Idiot , Don't veiw my post .

I am the Magnificent Hunk !

I don't have to prove anything to anyone .

If you think I'm a bad guy , so be it .

I think i am happier than most people who comes into my blog and then tag something stupid like they're more magnificent than the mighty Hunk .

C'mon , if you wanna look good , worship Aphrodite .

Although I don't do that , no no , It should be , I don't have to .

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Get a life dudes .

And I bet you're Pretty dumb .

So , Why waste your brain cells to tag something stupid on my box ?

But frankly speaking , I appreciate those people that tries to insult me .

I'm not Perfect but I'm the Limit .

What's the point of being perfect when the Limit is everything you can think of ?

Oh , you think I'm wrong ?

Go my box and type something lah .

How can a 3 yr old ever undertand what a proffesor is trying to convey .

Likewise you .

You will understand this when you're Hot like me .

Please take note that I'm hotter than the Sun .

Thanks .

-GuoLun

2010-05-06T06:00:00.000-07:00

If you say I look weird , You should Jolly well go for the most Intense Brain check up Available on Earth .

Because even a 3 year old Kid can Tell I'm the Most Charismatic Guy ever .

It's Just that due to his age , He can't Express himself Properly .

But if your Weird means Abnormally Handsome ,

You are still on the Safe side , Just Kill your English Teacher .

Nobody in this World is Allowed to Hate me Unless, The Reason is Because I'm too Handsome .

So , If there's Some Gundu that Pops out and says he or she Hates me ,

I would Instantly know that there's another person hating me Due to me Being too Handsome .

If you say that I'm Charming , You're Most probably the Ten Billionth +?

I think one day I might get Deaf because of too many people shouting " You are so Hot !! " , " so Freaking Handsome !!" , " Unbelievable Human Art !! " , " Walking Mannequin !! " .

Oh give me a Break .

Do you know why Fox Terriers are so GOD DAMN CUTE ?

It's Because they Resembles me .

Don't come and laugh at me for saying i look like some dog .

Wait til that Cutie Pie Turns into a Devil And Bite a Chunk of Fresh Meat out of you .

If you are a guy and you're Lucky , You would be Awarded the Title - Impotent For life

You can't Whack the Dog Because It's Just so Cute , Like me .

I guess , Partings are very sad things ,

But who cares if you're not gonna Part .

HAHAHAHAHA .

-GuoLun

2010-05-04T07:51:00.001-07:00

Hello .

wow , I'm so nice to say Hello .

I think I'm Falling for myself even more !!
.

Poly life , Kind of enjoying it .

I got Lost 2 times , but i remained calm both times because I'm a Hunk

I know the people who surrounds me will be important .

That's why , I have to choose .

Charisma and Charm are my Top Favorites in my daily Tool Kit .

When I need something to be done , I just activate them .

I want go toilet , I activate them and people will carry me to the toilet .

During break , People buy food for me and feed me .

But of course , Those are just Jokes .

I've got hands and legs .

And they are for me to Spank and Kick the asses of people i don't like

And Guess what , There's already people Offending me Within this month .

I think they never Die before .

Or they never see a Hunk before and they Don't know what on earth i Can do .

But never mind .

I am a Kind Hearted Hunk with Lots of Patience especially towards Humans .

It's Okay if you want me to remember you as a Joke .

I'll Just laugh it off with my Friends .

In the End , I don't think you can ever step into my future .

Without my Permission , you are an Ant's Equal .

A snap of my finger , and you're Charcoalified .

Don't play Punk with me .

Or you're gonna get IT .

IT = Irritating Termites .

Yeah , I'm gonna Plant Termite Nest Under your Bed .

Let's see who can't sleep and will get Nightmares in the Night .

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA .

You have not seen the Last of me !!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

-GuoLun

2010-04-29T05:45:00.001-07:00

Dudes , I don't think you should Complaint in Life .

Complaint , Is just a Process of making Ourselves Feel Good But Will Never Change the Situation .

If you Really Need to Complaint , Complaint to Someone Who can Really Help .

God , Is Definitely not one of them .

You , are the Best Answer to Yourself .

Why not try complaining to Yourself instead ?

That is what I do .

Positively of course .

If you complaint to yourself , You can find the Solution Way Faster than Anyone else .

Because you Know the Situation Best , Who else Does when you are the one who Identified it ?

But all in all ,

I only have one Solution to all problems .

Burn them .

I am A Hunk .

That is the Least I can do .

When i face a problem , Why Fret ?

Burn lah .

Take the Lead and start Burning the Problem away .

Why do you need to seek help ?

If you could only think of one solution for everything , You Suck .

I mean , Being Independent when you need to is Really Important .

It Holds a Very High Chance of You Skipping the Stress and Breakdown part of Life .

Don't you wanna Live Longer without being stress and Breaking down ?

-GuoLun

2010-04-28T07:28:00.000-07:00

I am very Tired ..
I shall blog something nice after i recuperate

- GuoLun

2010-04-20T07:03:00.000-07:00

Hohoho .

I think I found an Invincible Man-Made weapon . ( Although Not Half as Strong as Me .)

It's called Google .

Although Information Gotten from Google are Made by Humans ,

But I think it Still works for some Dumb people .

If Google was a Person , I Might Consider Making him my Assistant .

He could be my Personal Secretary .

So , When I Suddenly Become too Hot Unknowingly , He can tell me .

Or like , Osama Plan to Recruit me , He can Tell me beforehand .

But After Much thought ,

I think I'm Way Smarter than Google .

I'm like Google + Yahoo + MSN + FaceBook + Twitter + YouTube + An Enormous Amount of Hotness .

What is Google ?

Something Human use to Find Information .

But as a Hunk ,

Everything in the Universe Is in My Brains .

It's Just that , I haven't Thought of It yet So I can't Tell you Anything .

Don't Say my Reason is Lame .

Didn't Thomas Edison Realise he Could Invent Many things ?

And Learning is Discovering What We Already Know .

I already Know Everything and All I have to Learn is , How to Shock my Brains to Know Everything .

Humans , Don't Attempt What I'm gonna Do .

You Might Actually Die even Before you Think of Copying me .

I'm Going to Mt Fuji to Do 10 Years of Kamasutra . . . . I mean Hunksutra .

Mt Fuji is a Volcano if you Dumb people Don't have a Clue what that is .

My Hunksutra Allows my body to go into knuH mode .

In other words , My Body Temperature Would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 Degree Celsius .

Like Hibernation lah , but 10 Years .

So , for Ten years , I'll be Super Hot , Hotter than My Normal Temperature which is already 10000 Degrees .

You guys can't feel my Heat Because I Hid them .

Don't ask How , I'm a Hunk and that's All you need to know .

Hunks can do things a Human thought is Impossible .

I can Fly .

But I can't show it to people around , Or people will know my True Identity ,

Which is An Angelic-Hunk

I'm Gonna Pack my Luggage to Mt. Fuji .

So I shall Stop Here ,

See you in 10 Years Time !!

Don't Die .

-GuoLun

2010-04-15T07:12:00.000-07:00

As a Hunk , I should be a Role Model to People Around me .

So , I'm gonna tell you some Gimmicks you thought was True .

Many People want to be Trimmed and Fit .

And I Believe Many people would motivate themselves by thinking ,

Going to the Gym is the first step to a Wonderful Body .

Yeah , But that's Only half of the Full Sentence .

Let me tell you the Rest .

It's true that Going to the Gym is the Very First step ,

But If you Don't Bring in your Determination , Dedication , Perseverance , Control , Concentration and the MOST important thing ->BRAINS .

Forget about Being Trimmed and Fit .

You can't Even be A Quater of what You Waned .

Jogging Everyday ?

You will only Lose Weight Due to Water Retention man .

Watch Your Diet is what you should do way way before you start your Exercise Programs

If you give yourself Lee way and Excuses ,

You're Just Like a Typical Farm Pig that keeps Eating and then Get slaughtered by the Farmer sooner or later.

Don't Tell me Burning Fats is Hard la .

Please , Don't be my Joke .

Building Muscles is Way Harder .

The weight ratio of fats to muscles is 1:3

Which means I have to train Approximately 3 times Harder to gain some Lean Muscle .

You're just not Determined and Motivated .

Loser have these Qualities .

I'm sure you are definitely one .

But I do know Losers who Evolve into Big time Winners .

Because they changed their Perception .

Good Stuffs Don't Come Easily ,

That's why it leaves many people Unable to Obtain it and Still Wanting it .

I'm the Best example of a Good Stuff .

-GuoLun

2010-04-11T04:36:00.000-07:00

I see many people out there Complaining that they can't do this or that because of all kinds of reasons .

Yeah , I personally can do everything in the Universe , Just come up to me and Name it , I will Gladly show it to you ,

All I need is Time .

One of the Reason you can't Accomplish Something you want is Because you are a Human .

I Could because I'm a Hunk.

AND

Another Important reason is ,

It's not Who you are that Holds you Back , It's Who you Think you are Not .

Come to think of it ,

If you were to Try and Impersonate me , As the Mighty Hunk ,

Maybe you could Live a Better Life .

I am Already the The Hunk , The Limit

So , There's no such thing as me Failing to Accomplish Certain Things I want .

If I Fail , It's Just my Perfect Intuition telling me It's not Worth the Try and Effort .

As a Hunk , I'm Basically the Cause not the Effect .

I Cause Global Warming , Volcano Eruption . . .ETC . .

Well ,

The 2012 Incident Will Most Probably be Caused by me .

All I can say is , I'm Sorry .

Since you Humans Will Die and are Left with 2 Years ,

Just a Tip from the Hunk on Living this 2 years Off .

Cherish , Is the Counter against Time .

What was Everything is Always Nothing when It's Gone .

When the World Dies, There will only be Me Surviving .

I'm an Invincible Hunk .

Yeah , Don't feel Sad for me , I know i'm Gonna be a Lonely for Quite some Time .

Don't ask me to Leave the Planet .

If I do , Ice Age Will Start Instantly .

I'm Sure you Don't want Die Frozen because if you Die in a Weird Position , You are Gonna be like that Until Ice Age is Over .

-GuoLun

2010-04-08T06:31:00.001-07:00

I've Been really Busy these few days , so I've not been Blogging .

There's no need to Apologise Cus I'm the Mighty Hunk .

I've Been Hitting the Gym these couple of days and Admiring Myself in the Mirror (So Nice).

Talking about Gym ,

It really suck if there is a Nerd Retard Working out with you .

I just Experienced that this Afternoon .

Let me Share it .

He is a Guy with a Retarded face , wearing a Nerd Spectacles and Listening to MP3 .

First , I dunno why he wan listen to His MP3 when there is Already Music in the Gym .

Don't say what , He like his Music that's why he Listen to his MP3 .

If you were there , You could See how Irritating the Wires of the Earpiece were to him .

And , The Music in the Gym are already very nice , they are from 98.7 .

Secondly , I was using this Machine then when I went to the toilet and came back (less than 5 mins) ,

He was Hogging it .

At first I thought never mind , He might Just use it for awhile .

I don't wanna share because I don't really like sharing Equipments , It breaks my Momentum .

THEN ,

He Hog it for like 45mins .

I went on to do other Exercises and when I am done , he is still not done .

Piss me off .

Nevermind , I Forgive and Forget , For I am the Hunk Forever.

Lately , I've Been thinking alot About my Orientation , Which is on the 15th .

I wonder should I Look forward to It or not .

If I look forward to it , and my new friends are all Retards how ?

Then If i don't , I might Miss out the Good people I should know .

I think I should Just follow the Flow lah.

I'm the Hunk so , Only Good things can Happen in my Life .

I shall Modify Myself more .

Like , Upgrade my Charm and Seduction Aura .

-GuoLun

2010-03-31T09:03:00.000-07:00

I know I might be intimidating at times .

And if the reason is me being tall or bigger than you , you should just pass away .

The true Reason of the intimidation can Only be me being too Handsome .

That's the only acceptable reason for you to be afraid of me .

I'm so Hot , That you are so Paranoid that I might Just Burn you into Tiny Crisp .

Or I am So Stunning that I Might Stun you into becoming a Vegetable for Life .

If you are like what I've Just Describe ,

Unfortunately ,

I think you are Suffering from HunkPhobia .

It's a Phobia that whenever you see Me ,

you Tremble in Fear like you've seen nothing so Good Looking in your Life .

The reason is of course , I am too Charming .

Well , Since I'm the Problem , I Naturally cum With an Answer .

Hmmm . .

You can wear Sunglasses and try to protect your eyes from the Bright Aura I emit ,

Wear Fire Proof Jacket and If possible , A Helmet Might do the Trick of Protecting your Hair .

You can also wear Jeans made of Ice Packs or Stick a Dry Ice on your Forehead to prevent Overheat .

But change those Ice every Half a Second or you Might Die of Boiling yourself up .

There are Countless ways to Prevent yourself from Dying due to me Being too Handsome .

But all the Prevention are just my Assumptions .

I don't Really know how to Counter Such a Handsome Guy Because I'm the Only One .

You Might Die even if you Wear all those .

Facts are Facts , There's a Reason why people die everyday from Overheating .

I'm Just too Hot for you people to Handle .

Don't try to Rape me Even if you are a Guy .

Don't say I never Warn you before But you Might Just Get yourself Barbecued Even before Laying your Hands On My Little Phoenix .

Don't ask me why I'm so Charismatic and Charming .

It's because I'm a Hunk .

HUNK .

Don't play a Fool with me , for I am The Mighty Hunk .

-GuoLun

2010-03-30T06:51:00.001-07:00

Haiyo . .

I know that there are Good People out there that Sincerely want to change People that are Walking the Wrong Path .

As a Hunk ,

All I can say is , Give it up .

It's Already a Miracle that you , as a Human , Knows and Continues to walk on the Right Path .

Did you actually think that most Smokers will admit smoking is bad ?

Which Bad people would actually think what he does is Bad ?

Or rather , Which Thief would Admit he is one ?

In the Layman's term , Stupid people do Stupid things .

You as a Human should try not to think that you can change Another Human .

Afterall ,

No other Human see another Human with such Greatness that he possess the Capability of changing another human 180 Degrees .

You have an above average EQ if you somehow manage to Understand that .

If you think a Bad person is feeling bad about himself , He would naturally want to change right away .

If you want to do something Wholeheartedly , You will find a Thousand Reasons to Accomplish it .

But , If you Don't want to do something , You will find a Million Excuses to Avoid it .

Trust me .

And Admit it , This is how pathetic 90% of the Human Species is .

So , Just trust your Heart and Follow it .

That , I think is the Greatest and Most Calm thing a Human can do when Lost .

People can only give you advice , But it is you Who Choose .

Don't Ever Ever blame People around you when you Fall or Fail in Life .

You Might Just actually cut away the Bungee String that was about to make you Soar .

-GuoLun

2010-03-26T03:41:00.000-07:00

In order to be Stronger , You have to First admit you are Weak .

That's the Very First Step I could Think of , Logically .

But Not many people I know can Do that .

Either they Think they are Hopelessly Weak or Hopelessly Strong .

I can't really think of a Second step .

Because I'm already Strong in my Heart Without the need of Doing anything .

Ever Since I see people Complaining and Joining Redundant Groups on FaceBook ,

I came to Realise I am Indeed Far Superior than many People .

I don't Grumble about Life , The Only Think I Grumble about is ,

Why am I a Hunk ?

It's Because the Advantages Outweigh the Disadvantage By such an Enormous Gap ,

That the need to 'Downgrade' Myself is Prioritised First .

Sometimes , Being far too Superior is Really Irritating .

Hmm . . Let me Give you Some Human Example .

Let's say ,

You're the only Human Left and You're Communicating with animals like Rodents and Fishes .

How the Hell are you Gonna Let them Understand You ?

The Animals Don't Even Realise you are Superior than them .

So much so , It Became Natural for me to Treat you guys very gently .

You humans think about Doing the Impossible when you Yourself can't Accomplish Much .

Just think about how many times you tried to do a Possible thing and Failed , Then said It's Impossible in your Situation ?

You're making a Mockery out of Yourself .

You are My Joke !

And I'm enjoying it alot.

And ah , One more thing ,

No matter how Hard , how Devoted , How Long you Pray to your Beloved God ,

Please Keep in Mind that You are Still a Human .

That Doesn't Give you Divine powers or Supernatural Strengths and Abilities .

You still have to Eat , Sleep and All .

You've Gotta be Independent Sometimes .

-GuoLun

2010-03-24T09:35:00.000-07:00

I'm in a Bad Mood Today .

If you Play the Game Well , You might have the Chance to Win .

But ,

If you are being Played by the Game , You Lose .

It's Just a Question on your own Stupidity and Ego .

Do you Complaint ?

Do you always Find yourself Wishing or Dreaming or Praying for Something to Happen ?

If Yes , You Lose .

It's more than Knowing how to handle Situations or Out Smarting Things .

If you are given a Task to Find a Needle in the Pacific Ocean with a Time Limit of 100 Years and 3 Million Dollars ,

What would you do ?

Are you Stupid enough to think It's Impossible or Trying to Accomplish it Alone ?

Winners Win because they deserve to Win , They have Paid their Dues .

One way to Win is To Seek Help from the Correct People .

and use your Resources Wisely .

Get the Correct Information and use Technology .

A Rule of Thumb , One can Never be Successful all by Himself .

All these I've typed Applies to Humans .

Humans Who wanna Play Game .

If up til now you Don't know What I'm Conveying ,

This Just show how Pathetic you can be and you should Just Close this Page and Die.

Don't try to be Disgusting and Act Like you Know .

As for me ,

I Don't Play the Game , But I always Win .

I am Game .

As I grew Older , I came to Realise I am The Mightiest .

Not in Terms Of Manhood nor Brains .

But in Terms Of Beauty .

I am Like the Game Master Of Beauty .

If you People Think you have The Slightest Bit of Good Looks ,

Beg your Brains to Think Hard Again , Puny .

I can Easily Eliminate you from the Beautiful World .

It's Okay If you think You are the Most Gorgeous among the Ugly People

Because that's the Only Category You can Be on Competition with .

There's No such thing as me Bragging when I Talk about my Own Beauty .

Because I'm Everything there is to Beauty .

I'm not Trying to Be Funny ,

It's Just that , Humans only Have Human Eyes

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder , This is the Description of Human Eyes .

I Pity you , But If you somehow Manage to Go through some Evolution of a Millennium ,

Perhaps You Might be Able to Tell How Magnificent and Beautiful I am .

Don't Fret if you can't see the Beauty in Me , For I am Superior .

It's Like you Being Unable to See Your God ;

You can't see My Level of Beauty .

I forgive you , Tiny .

-GuoLun

2010-03-19T09:03:00.001-07:00

Oh dear . . . .

I checked my course mates for my Course and guess what ?

All strangers !!

I'm starting to Panic now . . . . .

There's like so many " what if's " popping out in my head

Like ,

What if they think I am Alien (although I am and my Species is Hunk )

What if they try to Violate me .

What if I become a Target of some Retard

What if I become Naughty

Oh man . . .

I need the Strength to carry on . . . .

I need the Remedy

I need a Kiss from the Chosen one .

Anyway ,

Are Females very interested in Design ?

Why is my Course Filled with Females .

Shouldn't they go to Nursing or some Business course .

I thought Girls like those more .

the ratio is like 3 girls to 2 guys .

I was expecting 7 guys to 3 girls .

Or is the answer Me ?

But it's okay .

Girls are more fun than Guys .

And I bet More than Half of the Guys in my course would play some stupid Online games

The worst case scenario is Male Gangster Play Audition

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND

like 90% of them Look at Girls then talk about the Super Ugly and Good Looking ones .

Unlike me ,

Whom People Talk about and Admire .

And I refrain From Online games Already .

I've not touched them since the O levels .

Now I can Call them Dumb .

HAHAHAHAHA

But sian . . .

If they talk to me About Games what do I answer ah .

I am a Hunk and Hunk do not do Meaningless stuffs ?

The Worst thing is they dare me to take a Girl's number .

This Action is way too Pathetic .

I think I would Tell them I am Gay .

Is People Ask me for my Number not the Other way round .

But nvm .

I am Charismatic enough to change people .

I shall turn them into Good Boys .

And they shall Thank me By Being My Human Servant Eternally .

I can't wait for Poly to start .

It's So thrilling that I know something Might Crop up in the Orientation and I get Embarrassed .

HAHAHAHAHAHA

If you think I sound like a Pervert , you are WRONG

It's because , that is just a Test of my Charm .

To see what extent are Humans Able to Resist my charm .

Normally , For Normal Humans ,

When I fall , A Flock of them would Gather to help me up .

Hmmmm . . . I wonder about Teenagers . . .

Do they Purely want to Help me up ?

Or they Want to Touch me ?

Or they try to Rape me .

. . .

I wonder . . .

-GuoLun

2010-03-16T09:36:00.001-07:00

Okay ,

This is Really Important !

Does anyone have the Song - Let's Just Fall in Love Again By Jason Castro ?

I can't seem to download a MP3 Version .

Bloody Hell .

Kindly sent it to me Please . Through MSN .

I think Jason Castro Quite Handsome .

His Smile is rather Stunning , Not as Stunning as Mine Though .

But His Kind is see long will get Bored one .

Mine Is Totally Different .

See once , You want to See it Forever .

I know We Can't Compare Each Other , I am Out of His Puny League .

And !

Justin BBer .

His Voice Nice , Cus It Sounds like Girl .

I've Told You Before , Gays Are the Mightiest Humans !!!!!

That's Why He Is Quite Popular .

When He Becomes a Real Man , He is Out .

But His Face ah .

Cannot Make it la.

Actually I think Some Of his Songs Are Okay Until I saw His Face .

Looks Are Important .

Why They Never Put my Face.

He look like some Underage Forced Laborer

Most Of The Pictures Are like Forced Smile or No Smile .

So Young Go Work , His Parents Owe Alot of Money Isit .

But I'm Glad that Out of 10 people I ask , 10000 of them say He Sucks

HAHAHAHAHAHA .

Not Worth My Time Typing .

You know the Drama 就想賴著妳

The Song Like Very Nice to Listen To Lei .

Jerry Yan and Ella .

And I realised , Actually Ella Is Kinda Gorgeous in Her Own Ways .

Absolute Female Adorable Charm .

Pretty Charismatic in that Show .

And I think She Is the Best Singer in SHE .

Without Her Deep Voice Those Two Other Gundu Also Useless .

Pretty But No Quality .

Ella Is Really Great .

And I realised Jerry Yan's Eye one High one Low .

HAHAHAHAHAHA .

His Mouth Also Slanted

HAHAHAHAHAHA

But He is Quite The Looker .

His Voice Can Reach People Hearts Easily

But Again ,

He can't be compared to me , I am Out of His League

Send Me that Song !

-GuoLun

2010-03-12T02:33:00.000-08:00

Being very Tall , I am Often Asked if It's Hard to get a Girlfriend .

Yes it Is , It's Pretty Obvious right ?

It is Very Hard to get 'A' Girlfriend with so Many Offers Lining Up for me .

Me = Hunk .

Tall , Short , Fat , Skinny , Whatever the Attribute is ,

They Love me .

Because I'm a Tall Hunk .

I can do Practically Anything Under the Sun and Get Away With Pretty much Anything If I do it Properly.

That's My life .

I Like This two Sentences Alot .

Play the Joker , Not the Fool .

Be the Fun , Not the Stupid

The 'Fool' and 'Stupid' Describes Humans and the Compliments are for Me .

Don't you Agree ?

How Many People Out there do you think are Stupid when they have Fun and ,

When they Joke around , Don't They Look like Dumb Asses ?

So Much so that These Two Phrases Have Turned into an All New Phrase for me .

-

You are The Fool and You are Stupid ,

You are My Joke and I'm the Fun .

Yeah , That comes into my mind when I see People Being Pathetic .

Those Rubbish Humans .

Value for Value , I give as Much as I Expect to Get , and Therefore I Get .

This Humble Quote is For Human .

My Humble Hunk Quote Goes like this -

My Charm for Your Value , I Give Less than What I Expect to Get , But I Always Get More .

That Happens all the Time .

Okay , I am Very Hungry Now ,

I'm Gonna Get some Chicken Rice at HGP .

-GuoLun

2010-03-08T09:49:00.000-08:00

Hohohoho .

I Feel like Going for the NYP Orientation .

At First I didn't Feel like going and my Reasons were ,

Uncomfortable With New People , Scared the Orientation is Filled With Crap

and I Do Something Embarrassing or Get Grouped With Those Jumbo Dongs .

BUT ,

After Much Thought , I came into a New Conclusion .

I am A Hunk .

No Matter What I do , It will Somehow Turn out to Be More Than Perfect .

It Doesn't Matter Even If I Slip and Fell ,

Because , I'm So Charismatic That People Might Even Fall in Love With Me Falling Down .

And As A Hunk , It's My Job to Bear with People I Don't Like ,

Just Blame It On My Charm .

Since My Charm Is Way Off Some Human's Capabilities Of Bearing with It ,

Some Humans Might Just come to me and Say ,

Eh , Don't Think You Tall I Scared ah ,

Or What , Stop Flirting La .

This Kind of Action is Way Too Pathetic .

I'm a Hunk , Not Someone who Goes Around to Scare People .

I'm Something That Goes Around And make People Admire Me and Fall for Me .

And Don't Use That to Get to Know Me ,

You Are Telling me You're A Impossible Retard .

And Sometimes , It's called Socialising , Not Flirting .

Is There a Need for Me to Flirt ?

It's You Humans Who Flirts With Me , This includes Males .

Since It's Humans Who Organises This Orientation ,

It Definitely Is Crap for The Least 75% of it .

That's For Sure .

Humans Forcing Humans To Know Each Other and They Call It Ice-Breaking .

Why Isn't It called Fire-Starting .

Sounds Better and Makes More Sense Right , It Suits Me Much Better .

Anyway , Most Humans Don't Want to Attend Orientation too .

Some Think It's Cool To Amaze Us with Their Sudden Appearance When School Starts .

Some Just too Shy and Later on in Life Becomes a Noob Attention Seeker .

It's Like an Advantage for me Because I know I only Get to know people who are more Spontaneous

My Course Only Got 60 People .

My School got 3 Course .

Total About 180 People .

In the Worst Case Scenario , Only 179 Humans Turns Up .

I Definitely Would Not get the Chance To Know All of Them

And Some I Would Volunteer Myself to Avoid .

Since I'm Smart , I would make Two Kinds Of Friends

One is Nerds and the Other Is , Actual Friends .

My Motives Are Obvious So Don't Be a Nuisance To Question it .

Using my Under Cover Skills ,

I shall Act Like a Normal School Good Boy .

And When the Time Comes , I shall Let the World Know That I am a Hunk .

-GuoLun

2010-03-02T07:55:00.001-08:00

I saw a Male trying to Be Romantic in Facebook.

He typed ,

You are the Air that I Breathe ,

You are the One that Makes My Heart Continue Beating ,

Without you I would Die .

HAHAHAHAHA !!!!

So Funny and Cheesy.

I can Do something Better than Him man .

You are like My Lungs I use to Breathe Air , Even With Air Around , I will Die Without You .

You are like My Arteries , Even With a Beating Heart , I will Die Without You .

Dumb Humans .

It's like trying to say I am Suffering from LOL ( Lack Of Love ) .

Recently , I have been Doing Some Crazy Stuff .

I Have Been Taking Up a Few FBI Cases .

The Case was to Investigate a Guy ,

No , In fact , A Unidentified Human Form Being .

It was So Hot , It Is The Main Cause of the Indonesia Forest Fire .

Humans Were All in Awe Upon The Sight of It .

Some Even Claim that The God Of Beauty Has Descended To Earth .

It's Human Name is Guo Lun .

Hey Wait . . That's me .

Oh , So I was Investigating Myself . . .

Looks like I'm Gonna Be Promoted to Captain !

My Report Will be 100 % Accurate and The Truth .

Only One Holy Word - He is a Hunk .

Yep ,

I am The Hunk .

Captain Hunk .

-GuoLun

2010-02-23T09:37:00.000-08:00

Woo .

Today I did something Which I never did before ,

Which is Blog Hopping around .

I didn't Know that Blogs and Livejournals were meant for people to type out their complaints .

Although I admit that I did complaint things on my blog before ,

But There's Only a Handful of Serious ones .

I'm not trying to Undermine people who Complaint .

But for Most of the Post I saw ,

They Literally put themselves into a Setback or Crisis then Hope for a Miracle to Happen .

To me , That's what I call , Dumb .

Miracles are only Possible for Hunks or in Human Dramas .

Don't say what , That Person Break your heart ,

Then can forget the Pain but still got Scar that won't Vanish .

This is Crap .

Technically , There is no scar in your Heart ,

and ,

Since you know there would be a 'Scar' , Why Didn't you Treat It before it Forms ?

Who's to Blame for that 'Scar' ?

You think amongst the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 Humans Of the Earth ,

You are the Only Retard to Get your Heart Broken ?

Alright .

Yeah , I know Humans needs someplace to shout it all out ,

although Deep down they know it changes nothing .

Since I am a Good Hunk ,

Lemme Give you a Piece of Advice ,

Instead of Talking about your Bad Luck Or whatever Shit Happened to you ,

Talk about The Highlights of your Week .

Like ,

I've Managed to complete my Homework on time !!!

or maybe , I jogged a total of 100km this week !!

I've managed to make many people Smile Today !!!

I've Saved up $5 This week !!!

All this Minor things , Will weight more than your Unhappy thoughts of the week if you Type them out .

Don't Mistake This Sense of Achievement for Being Egoistic or Arrogant ,

I Myself Know I am Ego and Arrogant at times .

But there's a Huge Difference to it .

Just get out of your Comfort Zone and Start Typing them Out and you will feel the Difference .

And ONE more Important thing I wanna Say it Out Loud .

Humans Always Mistake PLEASURE for HAPPINESS .

Pleasure is External .

Like you go Clubbing , Go Drunk yourself , whatever .

Or Go Play Alot of Useless Games ,

Find People Fault or Win an Argument ,

Compare yourself to someone lousier than you ,

Idolize , Fantasize .

Many Many more of course .

This are all Temporary , it's called Pleasure ,

That is the Main reason Why Humans always Complaint Happiness Doesn't Last Forever .

But in Actual Fact , Happiness Does Last forever .

It always Has been Beside you , Inside you ,

Just that You were Seeking it at the Wrong Place ,

That's All .

It's Like a Butterfly Seeking Nectar from a Bee Hive ,

It Gets to Taste the Wonderful Honey the Bees Collected But Get Stung to Death the Next Moment .

If the Butterfly Seek Nectar Just beside where It came out of It's Cocoon ,

It would get the Best Nectar Available Tirelessly .

If you were to Take your Time and look into yourself ,

And Jot Down all the Bad things That Happen to you Last year or Quite Sometime ago ,

Don't you think it Doesn't Matter to you Now ?

But If you Jot Down all the Good things That Happen to you Ages ago ,

Do you Feel the Joy now ?

The Kind Of Warm and Cuddly Feeling In your Heart .

Take Your time to Recall .

And Be Grateful to Hearts .

They are very Special Things ,

Like a Gate For your Soul and Body .

-GuoLun

2010-02-20T05:47:00.000-08:00

Take a Look at That !

OMG .

That's My Team Name !!!

THE HUNKS !!!!!!!!!

Today We Played a 3 on 3 Tournament at PL .

Of Course , We Won the Championships !!!!!

I didn't Expect us to be the Champions sia .

I thought we could only reach The 1st Runner up .

But then ,

Due to the Fact that I'm a Hunk ,

We Won Gracefully .

As we all know , Hunks always Have Major Twists in their life .

Like this one

We met a Super Strong Team at The Finals .

And They Were Over Aged .

I dunno why the Heck The Organisers Never Check their Age .

I think I Accidentally Burned One of them while Guarding Him .

That's the reason He scored Only One Ball in the Match .

The Secret is ,

I Heated Up the Air inside the Ball and Made it Lighter .

So , When he Shoot the Ball , It flies to Malaysia

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But that Guy was Fit and He Play Cheat sia .

He gave me some Kind Of Bang On my Chest and now My Chest Hurts .

I think I might be Suffering from Some Incurable Internal Injury

But Again ,

I'm a Hunk , And there will be another Magical Twist in My Life ,

So I think Tomorrow Cure ah .

But we Won by a Slight Margin only lah .

Like 19 - 10 .

I mean we Thrashed them .

We were thrashing all the way to the Finals .

I thought we were Bullying them .

But after Much Sincere thought , I am a Hunk .

And that Sole reason Cleared all my Doubts of giving them Chance

So I Burned my way through the Finals .

I think one of the team Lost to us With a Score of 120 - 4 ah .

I think so .

If not is 1200 - 4 .

I forgot .

Overall ,

It was Fun .

-GuoLun

2010-02-19T05:18:00.000-08:00

Woow

I'm So Impressed !!

This Is the First time I'm so Impressed about Another Free Thinker .

Our thoughts are about the same .

And I think him being a Free Thinker is the Reason he Succeeded amongst All Humanity .

I'll Tell you his Name Later .

Lemme Show You some of his Own Reasons and Quotes .

And Please , If you Wanna Understand it ,

Don't Irritate me by Looking at it from the Point of Your Religion .

If you do that , You will always be Correct No Matter What.

I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after his own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty.Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism.

I see a pattern, but my imagination cannot picture the maker of that pattern. I see a clock, but I cannot envision the clockmaker. The human mind is unable to conceive of the four dimensions, so how can it conceive of a God, before whom a thousand years and a thousand dimensions are as one?

I see only with deep regret that God punishes so many of His children for their numerous stupidities, for which only He Himself can be held responsible; in my opinion, only His Nonexistence could Excuse Him.

About God, I cannot accept any concept based on the authority of the Church. I cannot prove to you that there is no personal God, but if I were to speak of him, I would be a liar. I do not believe in the God of theology who rewards good and punishes evil. My God created laws that take care of that. His universe is not ruled by wishful thinking, but by immutable laws.

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another

These are Just a Few of His own Reasons .

Yep , He Is Albert Einstein .

To me , His Sayings Makes Alot of Sense .

From the Moment we were introduced to Religion Years ago ,

We All Would Make an Assumption that What We Choose would Definitely be the Truth .

Then Word Play came in .

Phrases that Seems to make Alot of Sense , But In Reality , Does not .

And We Believe it .

An Example of Such a Phrase is , " Be Yourself " .

What the Hell is Being Yourself ?

Do the People who say that Know Your True self at All ?

I Mean , Do you even Know Yourself Truly ?

Is there Even Such a Thing as Being Yourself ?

And we take another step to be a Part of a Religion .

Good things that Happened , We thank God .

But Have you Ever thought Ahead Before ?

That Good and Bad things in Life Will Definitely Happen no Matter What Religion you are .

Are you Praying Most of the time to Escape Bad stuff and Yearn for Good Stuff ?

Or Trying to Cover up your Guilt By Praying for a Lighter Punishment or even No Punishment ?

But I know the Truth Will be out Once We Pass Away ,

So Don't Get Disappointed If your Religion Turns Out to be A Lie .

We are Humans Afterall .

-GuoLun

2010-02-15T08:12:00.000-08:00

Oh my Goodness Gracious .

I thought the Worst Restaurants was those without Aircon which allows Flies to Roam About .

BUT I WAS WRONG !!!!

Today was the day I went to The Worst Restaurant Ever .

It's a Japanese Buffet Thingy

They very Clever sia .

The Charge Double for all Foods During CNY .

What the Heck .

I think The Total is Three times more than My Ang Bao Money

But it's Okay ,

Since I'm the One Eating , Not Paying .

This Is not the Worst Part ,

That In fact can be Considered Good if compared to What I'm gonna say .

As Most of you Know ,

I HATE CHINESE .

Not the People , The Language .

And Guess what ,

My Cousin Booked a VIP room for us to eat and I thought It was Gonna be super Relax and Enjoyable .

When Something Suddenly Pissed me Off to the Core .

The VIP room was small . . . . With TWO SPEAKERS on the Celling .

Oh My God . . . .

I sense Trouble .

And It was a Damn Troublesome Trouble .

What came out of the Speaker Was What I Hate Most out of all Chinese Song .

It was the Freaking New Year Song !!!

And This Stupid 'Grand' Restaurant Only Plays One Track .

WTH !?!?!

Even If I stuff 10 Appetisers down my throat I would not even have the Appetite to Appreciate the Food .

The Song Never stop one sia , It doesn't even have an Interval .

Blah Blah Blah . . . Non-Stop .

And The Stupid Waiters and Waitresses ,

They are like Super Dumb .

There's a Door at the Room .

And they Keep Opening and Close it

Like for every 5 minutes .

And You know they do what ?

Take Food Orders , Clear our Plates and Refill Our Drinks .

WTH ?!?!?

They Like No Brain one sia .

It's not one person taking our Order .

There's like 4 of them Taking Order , 5 Of them Constantly Cleaning our Plate and 2 of them Refilling our water .

Although at that Point I feel like A Handsome King ,

But after 10minutes , I feel Like I'm Being Irritated on Purpose .

And then My cousin .

He is a Wild Boar in Disguise .

I dunno how he is able to Don't care everything and Keep eating Non-Stop .

After everybody Finish already He still eats for Half an Hour .

But I enjoyed Looking at him eat .

I like his Thick skin character .

2 Families Look at him eat , He still can slowly Peel the skin and Order More food .

I like .

Then Blah. . . . . Tired .

-GuoLun

2010-02-13T01:12:00.000-08:00

I'm so Bored Today .

So I shall do my favorite .

Which is to Talk about Humans .

Well , we all know Humans are also Animals .

We have Animal Instincts .

Talk about that .

If a Human , Sees someone Attractive ( Like Me ) ,

They will tend to have a Softer spot for them .

Because their Animal Instincts tells them people who look Great are Closer to Perfection .

Human Constantly needs something to Look up to in order to Improve .

I am the Ultimate Hunk .

Their animal Instincts also tells them to Get the Attractive ones as Partner , So that the Next Generation would look Better . ( I got this from a Documentary . )

But it's because we have feelings and are able to communicate at a very High Level ,

We know , Feelings are important too .

Thank god for that .

If Humans Do not know how to Communicate at this level ,

Me , the Ultimate Hunk , Would most probably be Raped 24/7 .

But of course , Even If I got Raped , they could only Rape my Fake Human Body .

Which I Change every week . ( that's why I don't Age . )

My Real Body is Kept in the Sun .

For Obvious Reason ,

To Keep it Warm .

If you want to Rape my Real Body , Come to the Sun .

But I bet you can't

Cause your UnHot Humans !

Until now ,

I still don't know why I am still being together with you Humans .

I hate the MNM's Chocolate you guys Created .

After Eating It 1 minute Ago ,

I feel that My Esophagus Is Glued with Chocolate .

Like a Slug That Climbed inside there and Died .

And then My Mighty Chest ,

When I take in Deep Breathe ,

My Chest Hurts !

I thought It was Breast Cancer at first ,

But After Much thought ,

I'm a Hunk and I can't Possibly have a Human Infection .

I have to Prepare for Tomorrow's CNY .

I can Predict It's Gonna Suck Big Time .

I'm Going to some Japanese Restaurant .

I'm Only Excited about the Part where They Serve me the Raw Food

Then I Cook them with my Bare Hands .

And Everyone Look at me In Awe .

But sian ,

I scared I order some Wasabi Crap .

I'm not a Japanese , what If the Waiter Don't Understand My Hunk Language and Give me some Wasabi Spaghetti .

I can't Take Spicy stuff because I'm Spicy Enough Already .

Sian ,

Or what If I mistook some Veggie for Wasabi .

Ah My chest Hurts . . .

Have I been Poisoned Already .

Then , I think Wasabi can Help .

Wasabi Looks Poisonous .

Poison against Poison Sounds Great !

It should Heal Soon .

I Heard High Dosage Of Wasabi can Make you a Retard .

But I guess ,

Only Retards will do that and that's why .

-GuoLun

2010-02-11T07:09:00.000-08:00

Wow ,

I read this Book .

It is one of those books that I find Humans Have some knowledge of Humans themselves .

It says ,

When those who are Efficient begins a new job , They go to a Great Lengths to Try and Prove how well they can do it .

This is called ,

" Love That Takes . "

A Love that craves Praises .

People who behaves like this are eager to win the Admiration of others and if they do not receive it ,

they try Even Harder than Before .

Strangely enough ,

The Harder they try , the more they are given the Cold shoulder by Humans around them

This is Quite Hard for them to understand .

Why , the harder they try , the less they are Appreciated .

This over Eager Humans will soon realise they are Taking Love .

When Other Humans see another Trying Hard to Win Praises and Recognition ,

They would feel that by Giving Praise ,

Something would be Drained or Taken from them .

If they were to Praise , They would feel that they are Losing something .

Among Humans around us , We can probably easily Identify the Humans who act as if they want Praise .

These are People who creates and Artificial Charisma that only they can Feel .

These are usually the Very People that We find it Hardest to Compliment ,

And so , They try even Harder .

These Humans feel Disappointed because although they are doing their Best ,

No one Recognises their Efforts .

Then they begin to feel that the World is a Very Unfair Place , Full of People that are unable to Appreciate the Efforts of Others

In Actual Fact ,

If you Look at Things with a Hunk's Point of View ,

When Humans are Constantly Struggling to be Recognised , They cannot see Other's Good Points .

When Humans are Concerned only with getting the Recognition for their Own Efforts ,

They tend to be Under the Illusion that Other people are Just there to Support them .

In other words ,

Humans who are only Concerned only with their Success can never bring Happiness to Others .

Humans are very Sensitive Beings .

If they do not feel Happy when they are with this sort of Human , they start to keep their Distance .

Then they would start to Criticize , Become Nasty and say Negative things about a Person who Demands Praise .

This Is How a Situation like this Steadily Worsens , quite the Opposite of what was Hoped for .

Those Pathetic Humans may have been so Self Centered that they Believe Things would not Function without them ,

But in Reality , they will see things Running Smoothly even in their Absence .

So ,

Have you been stuck in your own Past ,

Those Adversities and Setbacks ?

Have You not thought only of your Own Recognition and Forgotten to Give Others Credit for what they Did ?

No matter What the Difficulty you are Facing ,

It will not last for very long .

So it is Important to take Advantage of Opportunity it Presents ,

And Learn all the Lessons it Offers .

Meaningful Stuff .

It was by a Japanese Guy which I believe is a Semi-Hunk .

I don't call him wise ,

Just , Lucky .

-GuoLun

2010-02-10T09:42:00.001-08:00

Okay ,

So today when I woke up , I had about 13 Missed calls .

And of course a Retard Did that .

Absolute Retard .

Luckily She is not my Friend and I dun wanna know her more .

Who the Hell call for 13 times and Don't get any Hint that I can't Pick up the call for a Certain Important Reason ?

I was Beauty Sleeping .

If you call me at 8 am it is pretty obvious I am Sleeping .

Tell me Which Hunk wakes up at 8 am ?

We all wake up at 2.30 pm .

Erm ,

actually , it's not We all .

It is I .

I mean there is only one Hunk , and that is Me .

If I am early , maybe it's about 215 pm ?

If it's Late then I can't predict it .

Okay , anyway ,

I Returned the call Right Away Because it's Part of a Hunk's Job to be Considerate and Pleasant ,

Which many Humans Fail to do so .

And guess what I Heard Early in the Morning ?

" Hello , I am Guo Lun , Did you call for me ? "

" Hi GuoLun , Why didn't you Pick up my call ah ? "

" I was Busy , Sorry " ( I Lied , Because I have to Conceal My True Identity as a Hunk )

" Okay , Never mind , Just wanted to tell you that you have been Terminated off your Job . "

" Oh Okay . Why did it happen ? " ( I kept my Cool and Charm Because I am a Hunk and I Bet She Haven't got a Clue What She is talking to .)

"Because you Disappeared while Working right ? Hahaha . Not only you lah . "

" I see , Okay then , I still get my Pay right ? "

" Yah , I called you to tell you to get your pay today or tomorrow. "

Then we Bid farewell .

Sian la ,

Yeah it's true I went off to slack .

But whatever ,

If they pay is correct and nothing crops up , It's about a hundred plus for 2 days .

Yeah it's so great .

They paid me to explore Sembawang .

How dare they Fire me .

I am way Hotter than Fire and they Fire me ?

This must be some kind of Bullshit .

It is me Who Fires the Boss .

But Overall , I'm still happy and Thank them for giving me this Opportunity .

Without this ,

I wouldn't know the Bubble Tea shop there Sells Peppermint Green Tea at $2.80

it's the same size as the Sweet Talk one .

And taste more to the liking of Humans .

I don't like it .

I want some Spice and Peppermintness in it .

But it taste like some Dish Cleaning Detergent with Ginseng .

I guess even my tongue is Hot .

So Hot that this normal average Peppermint cant do much about it .

Such a Disappointment

I want to Gym now , Maybe one day , I will post a Picture of my body here .

I'm not trying to show off but ,

With Perseverance , Certain kind of things like this can be Obtained .

Humans who think they are hopelessly Fat or whatever Pigs they look like ,

Go to the Gym and fulfill your own Dreams in the Capable hands of yours .

-GuoLun

2010-02-09T09:18:00.000-08:00

Okay ,

I'm very Angry now .

I'm SUPER ANGRY .

ANGRY .

One of my friends showed me a video about a Pastor .

But before I start typing more ,

I want to make it clear that I've no intention on talking Bad about Your God or try to change what you believe .

This are the Videos , loud and clear .

View part 2 first . They mixed it up .

Shame on You .

Yep. Don't start telling me Only this Guy went wrong ,

He is A Human , so are all Christians .

Not saying that all of them went Wrong though .

I was so angry as I viewed this Retard talk crap .

It was obvious the ex monk is not very well educated .

He could only say 'Yes' for most of his Conversation .

The Pastor was controlling the whole conversation ,

and with a Lame Book which I think He wrote what he had to say in it .

Although I'm not a Christian ,

But I think a Pastor is somewhat like an Influential character to Christians .

A leader like this ?

For all I know , Religion Don't coexist one another

An example is , If you believe in Buddha , there should be no Allah in your life .

Vice-Versa and it goes the same to all other Religion .

This actually mean that , if God is real , There is Only one 'Real' Religion .

What would happen if what the Pastor believed to be true turned out wrong ?

He is a Human after all.

A Pathetic one .

He leads so many Christians

And when I hear the Others Laugh so loudly continuously as the Pastor Insulted Buddhism ,

I start to wonder ,

How many Pastors are there in this world are like him ?

Influencing Humans to believe other Religion are like a Piece of Shit to be stepped on and Laughed at .

I could Only see Christians doing this .

Let's not talk about Extremists .

Shameful Humans .

Normal Christians ,

Do they all Pray and be Good Just because they fear Punishment and Hope for Reward ?

Yeah , that is what All those Christians that have been a Christians for more than Half of their Life told me .

I went to church a couple of times before ,

They told me to be a Christian .

I said why ,

They told me if I pray , Things that I want will come to me , God will make my life Great blah blah . .

Even if things don't go they way I wanted after praying ,

It just mean that God doesn't see much use of that Certain thing I wanted and it's a blessing in disguise .

If I were to just use this as a form of thinking , wouldn't it be Any Ordinary Positive Thought ?

I could even make it better .

The Pastor said in the video that we are all Equal .

But I believe his Knowledge towards " Equal " is very Limited .

His Equal means all people are the same .

Please come into reality .

We all can never be the same .

If you wanna believe in it , your like believing you could be anything .

No no no , you cant be something you cant .

No one could possibly have the same IQ and EQ .

Equal , Means that things Coexist Equally .

Without Sadness , there is no Happiness

And so on .

This Pastor and the whole Church might think What that Monk said about Buddhism is a Load of crap ,

But Lemme Just say ,

In Buddhism , there are alot of Gods , Each Plays a different role .

Why Did that Pastor Thinks that Buddhism only has one God ?

And do you know that ,

It's a Teaching in Buddhism that If you are really Virtuous , Chivalrous and more , You Could Turn into a BUDDHA not GOD .

Buddha means the Enlighten one while I dunno what God means .

In the Temple , The Huge Buddha Statue Is really a Person In real life but passed away long ago .

He has a History , He is a Prince of India I think .

He forsake his title as Prince and to seek Enlightenment on Earth .

His teaching were then passed down which makes him a key figure in Buddhism .

Buddhist From all over the world are praying to it .

Why the F Did he Insulted This Religion Before He knew more about it ?

A Toad stuck in his Well .

I cant believe how Pathetic some Humans can be .

Luckily I'm a Hunk .

And so ,

The Pastor Is not Jailed .

Is that the Help of the Christian God ?

To let him continue talking Bad about Other Religion ?

With Great power comes Great Responsibility .

He must have think what he did was Great and Such a Heroic Act.

He is making himself look great amongst Christians ,

But what about Other People that believe in other Religion ?

I'm sure they would thank their God for not Letting someone Like him Lead him on .

They would Start to Hate this Religion even more right .

It's ok to joke about your own Religion , But Don't ever Joke about other Religion please .

It's like A Nationality .

Imagine the Prime Minister of Some country Joke about USA in some Important Grand Meeting .

He would most probably be executed .

You click on the video to access youtube and see the Comments .

All Against this Pastor and some starts to Hate CHristians .

If there is a Forum or Thread About this ,

The name of Christianity would definitely be Tarnished .

I could go on and on about how this guy suck but ,

I really Hope no more People with Religion do that Again man .

It Sucks .

-GuoLun

2010-02-04T06:38:00.000-08:00

So I've got into NYP .

There's one thing I hate which would happen at the start of Poly .

And that is Orientation .

I knew was born to hate Cheers .

In other words , I was born to not be a Retard Enjoying Screaming and Doing Barbaric Rituals .

You memorise Weird Phrases that I think is one huge Load of Crap .

Like what ,

Mosquito something then eat my Mercedes Benz blah blah . . . I jump like a Flea . . . To Jupiter .

Whatever that is , I've succeeded in forgetting 90% of it .

The real thing is Dumber than what I wrote .

Why can't there be a Cheer like ,

Guo Lun is the Hunk !

Put your hands in the air for Guo Lun !

I am willing to give anything up to see him for a second !

He is all the beauty on Earth Combined together !

Something like that or better .

That's what you call a Cheer .

Not like anyhow clapping , trying to make a rhythm .

My Handphone songs are way nicer than those beats .

Then later on I would learn some weird Dance that Ruin my Charm and Charisma .

A Hunk is not meant for Dancing .

I don't wanna land my hands on someone who just pick their nose .

And what if I got Grouped with Retards ?

People Will look at me as though as I am a Retard too .

I seriously don't want that to happen .

They should Look at me as a Hunk .

And treat me Like a Hunk .

When I walk pass , All heads should turn and look at me .

Even if you need to turn it 180 degrees , Turn It .

Yes .

If you were to Die by spraining you neck , it's your honor .

Your last glance was Me , The Mighty Hunk !

If you didn't see me , Then it's your Problem .

I don't mind grouping with Gays or Lesbians as long as they are not Retards .

I got Retardophobia .

Which means whenever I got to know a Retard , I cannot control my Hotness and would Burn them down .

You may wonder what's the Retard I am talking about .

I seemed to make it sound like some Lion eating a Zebra .

Yeah , Because It Is !!!

For a Male Retard ,

They attract attention by Emoing ,

Challenge see who can get the most girls number ,

Smoke like a Train and think they have become a Hunk ( which is Physically Impossible ) ,

Practically no Common Sense ,

Gives me a Retarded nickname like 'PinkyBerries' when I'm a Hunk ,

Ill Mannered Brats .

And more .

For a Female Retard ,

they are like the Males ones and more ,

They compare the normal guys with the Korean stars ,

Insult guys as if they herself are something to brag about .

Sad for those guys

More of course ,

I don't wanna hit the bull's eye to some Retards and they start Pestering me for Forgiveness .

There's one thing that is compulsory for me to bring ,

Not my charm or whatever beauty stuff ( they are already built into me )

It's My Brain , My EQ !

So , If I were to be so unlucky and got grouped with the Retards , I can make use of my Brains .

Since they are Retards , they most probably don't understand simple English .

I Say ' Hi '

They might just stare at you with their Retarded face and wait for Christmas .

Then when I say 'Hi' again , They point at themselves to confirm if I was talking to them .

Then I would try to be a Retard too and Nod my head .

And they would reply with a stare again or something , I'm not a Retard so I dunno what they might do .

Maybe they suddenly come to me and Slap me or Rape me cus I'm Thaaaaaaaaaaaat Irresistible

Oh man this post is so long .

There's still more I wanna type .

But I think I will leave it for the next post !

-GuoLun

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2010-02-01T08:46:00.000-08:00

Recently , I dunno why .

It's seems like I've gotten some Toilet Senile Disease

Every morning ,

After I Magically throw my Yellow Water Into the Bowl of Fresh Water ,

Get them out of my Sight by forcing down The same Species of Water into it ,

I would wash my hands and Hop happily out of the Slippery Room .

But ,

Just when all things turned out like what I would expect ,

I always forget to Zip my pants !

Luckily I'm at home .

Now I'm afraid to go public toilets .

In fear of my Inability of taming the Man-Eating Flower .

When it's Unzip , It gives off a Very Nice and Sexy Aroma .

And Humans of all kinds , Like Butterflies , Latin Dancer , Batman , Golf Balls ,

They all would be attracted to it .

And of course , If a Human is curious ,

They would show a Retarded Tilted face .

I dunno why .

But it Pisses me off .

Why the Heck do you have to Tilt your head and give a weird expression .

As if that position can help you think better .

You see any Genius think by Tilting their head ?

NO , they don't even have to think ,

They anyhow say you also believe that's the correct answer .

-'Why is the Earth round?'

='Because the Field in Greenland is Green .'

I would bet some people believe that's the answer .

Back to the Topic .

So after like maybe 30 Minutes ,

You realise By Tilting your head doesn't make a difference ,

You want to try touching it and feeling it for yourself .

Because you cannot believe what you see and you are too Dumb to Think ,

So you decide to Abuse your other sense .

And If anything were to touch my Deadly Man-Eating Flower ,

Guess what happens ?

Don't be so Dumb and think that It will eat your hand then your whole body .

How can My Flower of Love and Passion do that .

I would land My Feet at your face of course .

And If you think It's gonna be a Hard Hit ,

You are Wrong !

I'm not Zohan So My feet cant reach your Human face .

Pathetic People .

Obviously I would Let my Cuddly and Adorable Yet Poisoned Filled Flower to Bite you .

Don't ask how it Bites .

Because as far as I was a Hunk ,

I've never Seen , Heard and Imagine Something to Bite without a Mouth .

Yeah , My Liberty Flower of Beauty Bites Like a Piranha

And Chews Like a Chicken Backside .

You don't call things Deadly If It Doesn't Kills right ?

So , I guess my Flower Is more than Deadly .

Mine Is so Deadly , It might Even Kill Itself .

Don't even Bother to Imagine How Great My Beautiful Flower is .

Because It can also Lift a Log like an Elephant Trunk .

It can Drink Up The whole Indian Ocean .

So , You're That Dumb until you finish reading this Crap ?

Pro .

Can go try out for some Dumb Auditions .

-GuoLun

2010-01-31T08:22:00.000-08:00

I feel that I am Perfect .

Although people always say Nobody is perfect .

But I am .

My Reason is Not gonna be a Hunk , although I am .

All my Dear Human friends are getting the Idea of "Perfect" Wrong !

Being Perfect does not mean you don't make mistakes .

Me , A Perfect Hunk , makes Many Mistakes too .

But it's how you make it .

For me , I make Perfect Mistakes .

For example ,

When I accidentally talk to someone Retarded , which is a Deadly Mistake ,

I would make it Perfect .

I would communicate him by also being a Retard .

But doing that is only Semi-Perfect .

I would finish it off by Heating him up and Make him a Steam Chicken Pie .

That's Perfect .

A Perfect Mistake .

If you are able to correct your mistakes , You're still Perfect .

If you can't then too bad , Try harder .

Since to you Humans , Perfect means not making mistake ,

So how can a Corrected Mistake be still a Mistake ?

Pretty Dumb Humans .

Sometimes I really can't stand you all .

How I wish everybody is a Hunk or Babe .

So that I can release all my Hotness and Enjoy the Heat .

Damn , Life IS never fair , Even to the Hunk

I just get all the good stuff and it's still rolling in .

-GuoLun

2010-01-30T09:33:00.000-08:00

I am a Hunk .

I have seen Humans Until I can Draw them on my Dear Sketch Book.

It's Just a Circle and 5 Lines .

Pessimist are more realistic in Life .

They can judge Things more accurately and have a ready mindset to fail .

But ,

Optimist ,

They are Way Way Way more Happy Though Unrealistic .

In Short ,

If you work your way by being an Optimist , You are Happy .

A Pessimist though can work things out at a very realistic level , But can never be Happy .

It's easy to choose right ?

To do the same thing Happily or not .

Simple choice for those that are Human .

I've never seen People who wanna be Sad and Gloomy all their life .

It's so Lonely without Happiness as your best friend .

I don't see a reason why Humans still choose to be Pessimistic .

It's cool to be sad ?

Or are you too dumb to even know this .

" HAHAHA ,

I wanna be happy by being a Pessimist ! "

That's totally impossible

Be happy because you are some one's reason for a smile .

And forever there will be a someone .

This is just one of the Endless Reasons .

-GuoLun

2010-01-29T05:01:00.001-08:00

The Term 'Typical'

Is most likely directed to people who are doing things similarly to some people who Pissed or Irritated the Person Saying it .

Or that The action seemed Second Rated .

Then tell me , Does Being Extraordinary count as Being Typical .

Many people think That It's Typical for some Marvelous Guy to be Marvelous .

This Is really Important to me .

Because , I am a Hunk !

I don't wanna seem Typical Yet Extraordinary .

I wanna Look Normal , Yet ,

Within me is Filled With a Marvelously Magnificent and Dangerously Beyond Imagination of Hunk Contents .

Like judging a Cooking Book by it's Cover ,

If the cover is my armpit , you still want it .

You would prefer that than some 1000 star Cook Book .

If you see me as a Retard , means that I am A Hunk .

If you see me as a Human , Then I'm still a Hunk .

You see me as an Annoying Gay , It's still me as a Hunk .

Get the pattern ?

No matter How you see me as , I'm still a Hunk .

No One is Gonna change this Fact .

Even If I were to die , Which is Impossible , I would still be a Hunk .

Humans know how to blink without teaching right ?

That's the same Theory as Human Knowing that I'm a Hunk .

It's Doesn't Have to be Taught .

It Just Lie somewhere in your Brain And you Don't have to find it ,

It Appears when you see me .

"So Incredible , How thing work themselves out . "

This Phrase is from Back At One By Brian McKnight .

It Briefly Describe how my life works .

I wake up , My bed is free of Germs and Bacteria due to my Heat ,

Then I Stare at Two slices of bread and they become toasted .

I don't need a Heater for shower and I dry in 1 Seconds .

I Wear my clothes and they got Ironed By my body instantly .

I don't Spent on Jackets ,

If I step on some Banana skin ,It would Just Burn away and prevent me from falling .

If I am Lucky , Some Turkey would Hug me and I get a free BBQ Turkey for Lunch .

Incredible ah .

That was Just 2 Hours of my life .

I'm not gonna Reveal my whole life .

Because you guy would need a Severe Jaw Operation after you read them .

As a Beloved and Cute Hunk , I shall not post it .

It's for you own sake .

-GuoLun

2010-01-28T06:33:00.001-08:00

For some reasons ,

I dunno why .

I think If there Is a day when Human start to kill each other ,

It would be the Gays that have the last stand .

I have seen Real Gays and Real Lesbians .

But .

All I see is ,

Only the Guys can make themselves look really Hot and Sexy as a girl .

But ,

Lesbians . . . are a little Disappointing .

Yeah , some are pretty .

But Up til now , I still have not see any Lesbians that Are really Charming or Handsome .

All I see Is Beautiful , Mouth watering Akua .

Butch all have about the same hair style to me ,

It's pretty easy to spot a Les .

And for some reasons ,

Good looking Lesbian are more disgusting to me than Gays .

No offense to anyone !

But It's still the Hunks that are Really a Wow Factor .

They don't need branded stuff or supplements to look great .

They were born to make People Want to Look at them .

Check this video out .

It's a video that tells you how Insane can Guys make people be .

It's not Dirty It's ,Charisma .

I think he is Gay though .

Hear what the Judges have to say , It will Wow you .

-GuoLun

2010-01-27T09:32:00.001-08:00

So , some Girls think they are so damn hot .

They think they are able to melt all Guys .

Let see If you can be hotter than this Guy .

Even me , The Hunk , Thinks that He is Hotter than 90% of the Girls out there .

Being Hot and Sexy to Girls means nothing now .

I'm so proud of Being a Guy !

He's not Gay , He said he is a 100% straight guy !

Check it out .

View It until you see Him without His Specs and Hat !

-GuoLun

2010-01-26T04:08:00.001-08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I dunno why I'm filled with some sort of Passion and Motivation once more .

I wanna be something again .

Like , More than a Hunk .

But what's More than a Hunk ?

Hmmm . .

I can't think of Any .

Being a Hunk is the Best .

My face alone is like a 50% off VIP membership card

And in Addition to my Charismatic Voice , It's another 50% off .

So , I only have to pay 25% of what I want to purchase all the time .

Although another Wink would mean Free of Charge .

But some people who don't appreciate my Charm would give me a Service Charge .

I could Burn their hair off and give them some Semi Baldness Delight .

But , Not forgetting that I'm a Kind and Gracious Hunk ,

I always Forgive these Young and Naive People .

It's not like a waiter's service is worth a Penny .

They just take the food from the Chef and place in on the table , that's all .

How worthy can this few meters walk be .

There's still much more in the Life of a Hunk of course ,

Like , Being able to keep yourself warm and Burn away unwanted stuffs .

-GuoLun

2010-01-25T04:55:00.001-08:00

Walao !

I went to gym today and saw a freaking Bimbo .

Can you imagine a girl wearing Skirt to workout ?

Dumb sia .

This kind of girl really degrade the social stand of females .

Luckily she not in Hougang Gym

That stupid place is full of Old lechers .

And luckily my gym all are Good people .

It's the PL Gym !!

Where the Hunk trains his Hunky Body .

Actually , I hate Hougang Gym .

The equipments are rusty , People there are noisy and always crowded .

I don't know why some guys ( especially Uncles ) ,

They like to " AAHH ! . . . . WOOOO !!! . . . AAARRGGHH !! " when carrying weights .

I've got no idea what kind of attention they want to get ,

There's no super hot girls there and the Dumbbell Section only got Guys .

It's not like their body is in shape ,

In fact ,

they have already over taken supplements which have already deform their muscles .

And they don't even know .

Deform does not mean Alien like , It means It's just a Big piece of meat without cutting shape .

Anyone who's been to Hougang gym would definitely come across these .

They think they very cool and hot .

How can some one be cold and hot at the same time ?

Ridiculous Guys , More like a bunch of Gays playing with weights .

They think that They can carry weights that are super heavy , means they are Fit .

Gosh ,

For Goodness Sake ,

It's not about the weight that makes u Fit , It's the Figure you've Built

I don't see a Big Deal about a fatso carrying a Car with one hand .

But it's something if you're carrying 2KG and you've got Figure .

Like a fat girl that can run 10km everyday and still stays fat ,

Compared to a slim girl who eats alot and stays slim .

Get what I mean ?

And to some Dumb girls out there , Watching your Diet doesn't mean Don't eat .

Don't eat will only make you fatter if you don't workout .

And you need to eat healthily to workout .

-GuoLun

2010-01-24T04:16:00.000-08:00

The moment we want to believe in something ,

We suddenly see all the arguments for it , and become blind to the arguments against it .

Just like when my body cells starts to believe that they are hot .

My cells suddenly unleashed a hidden ability of converting useless cells into Hunk cells .

And that's what makes me now , a Hunk .

This few days , My life has been an Utmost Un-Happening .

Nothing much is going on and I don't sense anything brewing up to me .

Yeah , Boring life .

I'm also not a fan of going out to places in a really big group unless it's to the movies or chalet

Yeah , Talking about chalet , It's been quite some time since I had a chalet !

Isn't there suppose to be a sec 5 chalet .

Can someone make one ?

I need to find a real job soon .

My current job is like , shit .

It has no fixed date and a little boring .

I want a job that has more interaction , fixed dates and if possible , better pay !

I don't wanna rot at home til the start of poly .

That sure sucks .

3 more months of staring at my computer .

It would be better if I can use these time to work and earn money .

No harm earning money for nothing .

Frankly speaking , I really though of working as a part time Model .

I think it's pretty Cool .

The pay is high and I all I have to do is smile .

And the best part is I can learn some free fashion tips .

Is there any job that has good pay and does not make me perspire much please tell me !!

-GuoLun

2010-01-18T23:33:00.000-08:00

I'm in deep thought about something . . .

I find this girl damn Beautiful .

Her voice , eyes , face , figure .

She's close to an Angel .

In other words , 0.1% as close as me .

Her name is Shania Twain .

Her songs are really nice . Although mostly old .

But , I like the Lyrics .

And her voice is so captivating .

It's like She was Borned to Sing for Me .

Anyway , I was thinking on whether to go out on a Date with her .

She says she doesn't mind the age gap , which I do .

If I went out with her it's like a mom bringing a Cute and Cuddly-Looking kid out .

My Beauty description for her was when she was in her Twenties .

Now she is in her forties and already have a kid .

Although she still has what it takes to be called a Gorgeous Mother .

But , I'm afraid If she was beside me , She would lose all her Fans to me .

I might consider a little If she was still in her twenties .

But right now , I'm too young for her and forever will be .

Anyway , Do listen to her songs .

They are really nice and brings back memories .

I love this Quote man .

-

“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.” (Albert Einstein)

This just revealed all motives people have

And goes to some people with religions .

Reflect .

-GuoLun

2010-01-16T22:16:00.000-08:00

Wow , There's this drama I saw on TV .

I forgot the title .

Anyway , There's an Actress which made me realized how stupid and selfish Some Girls can be !

She said ,

It is a Need for Every Girl to Marry a Rich and Wealthy Man .

Because , Even IF the Guy turns out to be bad or don't Love you anymore,

You can simply Divorce and get a huge share of his Money .

But , If the Guy is Poor , You have to live with it forever

Because Divorcing would only result in bad stuffs like hard to find another partner and no more youth . blah blah .

I really hope this only happens in TV man .

For me , I think suffering together is a blessing .

Suffering as in work hard together and pull it through in the End .

Even If things still goes wrong , We'll still be there for each other .

What for enjoying everyday ?

It's meaningless .

Only Dumb People does that because they are scardy cats and can't afford to suffer a little .

We need two hands to clap .

Ain't lovers meant to love each other ?

It's like telling me a Pilot should work as a cobbler , Fishes running on Land .

It's such a blessing to me when my partner looks at a Enormous 7 storey Bungalow and tells me She rather live with me in a 3 room HDB flat .

Okay enough of these stuff , I think I'm Over exaggerating about some people .

It's a Very sad fact that , Bad people have to survive so that there are Good people .

-GuoLun

2010-01-16T01:42:00.000-08:00

Recently ,

I saw this cute stuff one Youtube , It says pigs are sensitive , easily hurt and easily bored .

Chimpanzees , they kiss like humans by giving pecks .

I think this animal looks very fascinating It's called Kilpspringer ( click on it to view)

Okay enough of Animals , they aren't as Cute as me .

I've got something I REALLY wanna say out LOUD .

It's about CHARITY !!!

I'm not trying to be some Saint or whatever .

But I think In this world , The most eligible people to donate money are the Rich and Wealthy Humans .

I know I'm a Hunk And I should stay away from Human Affairs But there are certain things which really piss me off to the core and I really mean it man .

Money is what humans created .

A material which have more than a million obvious flaws .

As A passerby of this planet , I've got something really Important to tell Humans .

As the saying goes , A passerby always have the best understanding on a scene .

IF People were to Die because of Money .

For Example ,

They Do Not Have The Money To Buy Food ,

No Money For Shelter ,

For Education ,

For Supporting Their Very Own One And Only Life In Any Kind Of Way ,

And Their Most Dearest Loved Ones That They Rather Die In Their Place .

It is the fault of every single Human Alive !!

Humans are blindly killing each other through this .

Don't say they are poor because they deserve it or that they don't have dreams , aspirations , motivation to earn Money or what .

Wanna Bet if I can find An Army Of Humans That Are More Talented , More Clever And More Deserving than the Wealthiest Human on this planet ?

Money should be a flow ,

A flow which everyone have equally .

If a flow is unequal , Everything would crumble down and never seem right .

Just like a huge pyramid being balanced on the tip on a hard floor ,

If everything is equal , it stays strong and balanced .

If even a grain of sand is put on one End , It topples and shatters away .

Take Ants for instances ,

We can feel a Flow amongst them ,

A Flow which conveys that every single one of them are Equal .

If one goes Hungry , it probably means the whole nest is Hungry .

If one finds a Rare and Greatest Food , It means being shared with the whole Nest .

I'm trying to say , Every Humans should participate in this flow .

Even If you are poor , there ARE people poorer than you and who needs the money more than you do .

I often see Young Humans holding on to a tin and asking for donations .

Please do .

Just treat it as a Bin to throw away all your coins .

If you Don't have coins , Just put a note in it .

Starving for hours is nothing compared to People Starving for Days .

Just take a look at Haiti .

You Rich people telling me you can't part your $1000 for them and would rather buy some branded underwear which cost more ?

You Don't have to put yourself in their shoes .

But do you think they want to lose their home they earned through Jobs despised by many people ?

It's just a Blink of an eye to lose it and generations to earn them back .

We should let the Flow of Money reach there .

Not hearing a Thank You doesn't meant they don't mean more than a Thank You .

I hate People who thinks being Rich is a very blessing thing or those that already are .

They shouldn't be feeling more blessed than the people in need .

In fact , They should Feel Utterly Shameful to be not able to help their own kind .

It's not called Miser , It's called Selfish and Stupid . It's very Disgraceful and Disgusting .

Don't Hold your head up high Wealthy Humans , for you are nothing compared to an Ant .

I mean when you Die you can't bring along your Wealth .

You're Rich physically and when you die , your soul is Poor .

I'm sure you Heard of the King Of Qin Dynasty .

He knows about this and when he dies , he ordered many slaves and soldiers to die with him .

And built so many useless statues Dreaming that he will still be Rich and Powerful in the Netherworld .

And to those people who supports and visits Casinos frequently to Gamble , Fu*k You .

You don't love money , throw them in to Salvation instead , You always WIN that way isn't it ?

If I were Able Enough , I would've Bought a Whole Casino and then Convert it into a Charity Casino .

Humans , Just make it a habit to do a little charity ,

It always make you feel Good and Kind .

Help yourself by spending more wisely .

Like stop your cigarette and buying useless stuff that you think it's Cool .

You're Never gonna be Cooler than me .

Sometimes , Helping yourself could mean helping the World .

Tiny Little Guy .

-GuoLun .

2010-01-15T07:28:00.001-08:00

Oh man !

It's gonna be CNY again . ..

And things are starting to become more and more irritating .

YES !!

It's the freaking CNY songs everywhere !

First , the lyrics sucks big time

Second , I've been listening to the same thing for 17 years !!!

Third , They just suck !

Lemme translate one of the CNY songs into English in case some Chinese but don't understand Chinese language wants to know .

It goes like this -

Brother sing to sister ,

Sister sing to brother ,

blah blah blah ,

Everybody sing to each other .

WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES THAT GOTTA DO WITH NEW YEAR ?

IT'S ALL ABOUT RECEIVING RED PACKETS AND MORE RED PACKETS !!!

That's what we call happy new year .

Singing and listening to songs can be done everytime

But 'everytime' doesn't apply to receiveing red packets .

Yeah , That's unique !

And that's how we know the start of a new year .

The reason a Red Packet is Red is because it's Auspicious .

And the reason it is Auspicious is because Red is the colour of Fire ,

In other words , The colour of the Fire within Me .

It's my burning passion as a Hunk that sets a New Year !

And I know everyone wants a Red Packet .

Which means , everybody wants me !!

A Few Little Unexpected Joy Today !

-GuoLun

2010-01-13T07:32:00.000-08:00

Oh man ,

I can't stop worrying about something

and ironically , It's not about me !

I'm like an anxious retard .

And I dunno why I am like that for .

It's like spoiling my reputation as an Ultimate Hunk

This has been spoiling my appetite and haunting me where ever i go , what ever I do

And when I watch a show and starts thinking about it , I would suddenly lose the feel to watch the show .

Omg .

I think I'm suffering from some Major Hunk Depression .

Damn .

I feel like destroying things when i see them and I feel like nothing's gonna be alright .

There's like a evil monster inside me that is trying to be naughty .

Oh . . .When can this stop !!!

Man !!!

Something gotta happen in my life now !!!

Like My pay increase to $100 per hour .

Or I suddenly have superman powers !

I am still freaking sad !

-GuoLun

2010-01-12T08:35:00.000-08:00

Wow .

I see all the poly course , all like no reliable future jobs .

Is like crap .

And JC is like worst , getting a A level cert and get your butt kick by poly grads .

Then when you go uni , you get mocked by poly grads .

It's like even if i made it into University , I would still be jobless due to the things i studied .

I would be jobful just by using my charm and there's no need to study for that ,

I was just born to do stuff people cant .

There's no course like Hunk Technology or Charm Management and stuff .

I bet job would be abundant when I graduate from those .

But I think the Cut off points would be 5 or 6 ?

Then I would need an interview .

And of course , Upon the first glimpse of my face ,

I would already be the chosen one to be selected from the thousands that are fighting for the place .

It's like duh .

But too bad , It's because there's only me as a Hunk in this world , That's why this course is not opened .

You can't have a course that has only one student right ?

It's like all the Scholarships , First to what , whatever best stuff all I get .

Not fair to UnHunks .

I think I most probably going to the New polytechnic .

It's called Kranjing Polytechnic - KP .

I guess many have not heard of it .

It's still in low profile and only the ' chosen ones ' are eligible for the courses there .

It has only like 10 plus course ?

One of them caught my eye .

It called , Karma studies and Chakra management .

The lecturer is a Shemale Monk from Hawaii .

He/She said , After graduating , I can use teleportation to rob a bank .

It's like Jumper you know .

Pretty cool and I'm sure with my talents , I can master this crap .

So , I would most probably be teleporting here and there in 2 years time .

And I'm still sad !

-GuoLun

2010-01-11T22:01:00.001-08:00

Wah .

I am very sian now .

Not bored but more towards the ' sad and dunno what to do ' feel .

The minority comes from my results .

Then mainly directed to getting separated with my friends and people I really don't wanna not see .

I don't know what's installed in the future .

But I think Life is going to suck for me this period of time

And I bet it's gonna be for a long few months .

My heart is sinking of full of worries .

I don't wish everything to go according to my plans ,

But just a few major ones that I really really wished would come true could .

I don't pray , It must have been miracle to survive happily until now eh ?

And I finally know what could make me really sad now .

Separation .

-GuoLun .

2010-01-10T02:42:00.000-08:00

Aw man . . .

I guess when you can't sleep at night , it would most probably be something bothering you .

Be it a ghost , the weather too hot due to me , or you're dumb enough to sleep when you are not tired .

But for me , It's different .

When I can't sleep , It's the freaking retards under my block playing catching .

But that only happens like twice a month .

As a tall Hunk , It is my responsibility to beauty sleep for 11 hours everyday without disturbance .

By the way , I hate people who really act cute .

I think If you're really cute , All you have to do is smile .

And If you're like me , where my cuteness is overrated , all you have to do is nothing .

I want to earn money and buy clothes !

-GuoLun

2010-01-01T03:58:00.000-08:00

Okay ,

It's a new year .

But frankly speaking , I don't feel anything different .

I still feel that I'm the most charming guy on earth .

and that I am the hottest guy ever .

I wonder how many billions victims of my charm will there be this year

Actually , I think that my Charm is like a natural disaster .

Like the Tsunami , Earthquake , Eruption .

They can be predicted but can't be stopped .

The only difference is that ,

People yearn for my disaster

Here's the truth ,

Actually , I'm really tired of describing how charming I am .

Because no matter how I use words to describe ,

The meaning of those words are never near the real meaning .

And If you were to look at me , you brain could never convey to you how much charm there is within me .

Basically , I'm like telling a cow how stinky his fart is and he continues farting .

It's really insulting to people who think I'm Unhot .

There's such a thing as , your Thoughts and , Facts .

The truth is always hard to accept .

I know and it's gonna be I'm hot .

Happy New Year to all people who thinks I am hot .

-GuoLun

2009-12-28T22:57:00.000-08:00

Recently ,

there's this facebook group which is something like this

- I hate those nice and beautiful people calling themselves fat and ugly .

When I saw this I was so pissed off .

And of course , many people joined it which pissed me off further .

I mean I'm a Hunk , I can't be compared to those good looking people ,

I'm too good for them , It's unfair

But I can roughly understand them .

And I realised that many people actually are confused idiots .

When the good looking people says they don't look good , you hate them .

When the good looking people brag about their looks , you hate them

When the good looking people has a not quite good looking partner , you hate them .

When the good looking people never talks to you , you hate them .

When the good looking people talks alot to the opposite sex , you hate them .

Can't you guys spare a thought for good looking people ?

It's actually more stressful to be good looking than ugly .

When you're ugly , you most probably only think about looking better .

Whereas when you're good looking ,

you cant touch wood , step on grass in case they burn

you need stamina to run away from paparazzi and from stalkers .

And of course , you need a knight's bravery .

Because sometimes , Just by being good looking , is enough for some people of the same sex to want to rape you anytime .

Have to be prepared anytime .

So , As the Hunk , I shall eliminate those people that hates good looking people .

I will give them the worst torture

Like planting hair on their feet and pluck them out all at once .

poke their eyeball with toothpick .

A real life Happy Tree Friends .

If you're still not satisfied , I shall charm a human pig to rape you .

-GuoLun

2009-12-26T08:18:00.000-08:00

I think I have became a No Lifer .

Everyday , My motivation to pass through the long day is because I want to grow my hair.

Hair needs time to grow right .

Then , If I feel like doing something ,

I would go to the Gym .

Gyming is getting really addictive to me .

I dunno why .

I like to feel really tired and then feel like sleeping .

I think I got to make plans for my next few weeks.

Then at least I am doing something .

I want to try new stuffs .

It seems fun .

-GuoLun

2009-12-25T05:32:00.000-08:00

I saw 2 Perverts on my bus today!!

Omg .

Girls , When changing clothes in the toilet or trying new clothes outside ,

PLEASE !!

Check your surroundings for cameras especially above .

Don't think you go in close the door safe already .

Don't act like stupid Bimbos , Tammy #2

It's like going into a Lion's den and getting eaten up and you dunno how you died .

Ok , let me tell you what i saw .

As you know , I am tall .

I have one advantage that short people never thought of .

Which is I can Easily peep into what people are doing with their phone .

Like their sms content , what they looking at , what video blah . . . .

You are short and When you look Down into your phone ,

you will think nth much is happening above as long as I don't make any big movements .

Actually it's really common sense that i can do that .

Okay so ,

These 2 guys were sitting in front of me in a SBS bus

One of them look really shitty and the other look like a trustworthy shit .

They were chit chatting about something in their phone .

So I kaypo go look .

And what !

They were browsing through an ALBUM of girls changing clothes .

Some pictures still can see their face one .

zzz

It's really alot .

I think there's bout 100 of them ?

I know not because I also look ok .

It's because they were chatting 'happily' all along the journey .

I Didn't be a hero and report them .

Cause I know it's useless catching these 2 while there are few thousand people that can download .

Prevention is definitely better .

people can download all these easily ,

it's best to stop the producer then naturally , no more downloaders .

So , girls ,

It's too bad you were born a female ,

It is a must to protect yourselves unless you prostitute .

I don't wanna see my friend's nude pictures in the News .

-GuoLun

2009-12-21T04:17:00.000-08:00

Am I like Out of Date .

Everybody's using Tumblr .

I Don't feel like changing cause I might get spotted for my talented talent

As a Hunk of course .

Recently , I'm so into Legs .

Omg , It's like a normal human has two legs .

And I just realised how much and how wonderful this two legs can do .

You can walk if you have 2 legs .

This also means that If you have one leg or no legs , You can't walk .

It's pretty straight forward .

There are many different kinds of Legs that I can list all day .

Like , Hairy , Elephant , Mango and Pineapples etc .

Elephant Legs are those like you know ,

Fat , Short .

Totally uncool .

Mango Legs are like On top like sand dune below like peanut .

Unproportional ,

Something like when you compare people playing Black Jack seriously to people playing Domino in the toilet .

Totally Unproportional.

Pineapple Legs means having Hair on the legs that are so sharp and pointy that you can have them as an Emergency Supper .

It's like when you go Kopitiam , And you realise you no toothpick to eat your Ba Chor Mee ( Chinese Pork Spaghetti ) .

Ah , that's when you pluck off your leg hair and use it to the fullest .

Fullest means Eat your Leg hair instead of your Head Hair

You Don't wanna eat your Head Hair in case it turns into Duck Porridge in your stomach .

I'm sure you know what's Hairy legs

It's like you accidentally ate a Bristle-Toothed Semi Purple Gorilla Thigh and It wanted revenge so it curse your Legs to be hairy .

It's not manly .

It's more like Manliness . Manly sounds abit gay .

And what's up with the Ten Toes I have ?

It's too many .

I don't even know what to do with one .

As I look at my toes , they are like Coral Reefs .

You know , When you wriggle them it's like Nemo swimming in your toes .

Yeah , then you try to find it to make it ' Finding Nemo' .

I think that's how the director thought of it's title .

Pretty Lame for a director .

And my knee , It kinda look like a Hamster .

Cute .

I like the bulging part .

The part where you use it to scrub the living room floor .

It's Round and kinda resembles my Balls Basket .

And above my Knees is my thigh muscles .

It's hard like a Frozen Chicken Kebab without tomato .

And I dunno why my thigh is connected to my body .

It looks so weird .

I prefer it connected to my face

I look Tuna like that .

And that's what I call Cool .

-GuoLun

2009-12-19T06:14:00.001-08:00

Okay .

Have you ever like bathe half way then you forgot whether you had used the soap and shampoo ?

I almost ALWAYS experience that

It's like I've been bathing for the hundred thousand time and it's so boring inside.

So , I decided to think of stuff to entertain myself .

Like , why am I so hot .

But then after i think of that , I forgot whether i got put soap already or not .

It's like irritating .

I would stop there and think for 5 mins then in the end play safe bathe again .

What the .

Can someone invent something that tells me if i have used soap already not .

And I heard some Korean superstars is coming to my country .

What the heck are those Koreans trying to do ?

Are they like trying the impossible to charm those girls when I am at the same country?

What ?!?

Can like their Agent tell them to wake up their stupid idea ?

I the Hunk is over here !

Hello?

Yeah , You Korean Superstars look really really good , like wow .

But , I over here , is looking way way much better than you all .

Try to crack an Egg on your palm and cook scrambled eggs .

Lets see if you can do that .

They are like stepping into my place and claim that they are hot .

It's like a piece of Double Cheese Burger that tells me it is going to eat me up .

What the heck .

I'm not trying to shatter the hearts of those pretty faces , but , Better tell them to go back .

Cause , I , the 100% pure hot guy without Plastics in my skins

Is gonna be the only Hot guy in my country , my continent , my planet .

I dunno why , there is this bunch of Gundus that still persist on liking them .

Well , It's their life , They have no taste .

The only category i can think of that likes Korean Guys are Girls .

They like to hear their song ( which they most proly dunno what it means ) , act like Korean , AND the worst case scenario for me ,

Which is to think or fantasize they are in a relationship with one of them .

What !?!?!

Not saying that fantasizing is wrong but if you do it occasionally , you are no better than a retard in IMH .

Know what's Siao Zha Borh ?

Yah , That's those people .

I tell you what some did .

They bought everything that got to do with that superstar and spend like an Atomic Bomb .

Memorise their lyrics which they can't pronounce properly .

In the end . . . Those Korean boys don't even know them .

And all the money spent goes into the pockets of the producers , not the boys .

When you old , you regret .

BUT , there's a remedy for this .

Spend on me .

The Hunk .

At least you can get to know me real life not just chasing them when they come for sessions .

I will be a little grateful if you buy the whole orchard road for me .

or like buy me a country , maybe Russia ?

Not bad also .

Okay this is really a fact .

I'm not saying this cause I'm jealous or what .

Believe me , 99% celebs are not virgins .

Ya i don't believe it at first.

Until I saw with my own eyes that Wu zun , Yan Ya Lun all admitted they are not virgins

It was shocking cause Ya lun is only like 19 yrs old .

And then ltr on I realised most of them are really not virgins .

But still , some stupid girls still wan them .

Best get cheated

I be the first in queue to laugh

-GuoLun

2009-12-14T06:25:00.000-08:00

Aw man . . .

I'm sick !

Really !

I am down with Flu n Sore throat .

I think cus i ate too many Fish N' Chips .

I like to eat that . But i hate squeezing the lemons on it

I dunno why I hate fries .

But i like it when I stuff them in my mouth and chew .

Cus when it's inside my mouth , It has a nice potato taste .

If eat it piece by piece , it's like too salty and too small

HEY WAIT .

Wait wait wait . . . .

Something's wrong .

Why am I telling you guys about my life as a hunk .

But nvm , since I am sick , I shall be a good guy .

I got a good tip on how to be happy ( which I use )

haha

I always thought if you cant be happy from the inside , then Smile .

If you can't be happy from the outside , recall something nice .

If you can't be happy from the outside or inside , then do both !

It always works for me .

I dunno bout you guys .

But I do know that if you don't believe you can be happy or be proud of being happy ,

You Never Ever will be .

Oh , I know Girls like to have slim waist

I also like girls that got nice waist .

So , I'm gonna share a practical and good technique here.

Don't need spend money one .

which is to

1) Do Hula Hoops !!!!

Hula hoop uses all your waist muscles including your thighs .

Do like 15mins everyday and after a few months you will have a model's waist !!!

It's worth the time . Really .

And don't play cheat .

2) Don't Ever do sit ups or jog .

You will grow abs by doing sit ups

and it looks really gruesome on girls .

You will really grow fatter if you jog without eating proper meals everyday .

Because you will get hungry and will eat alot after jogging

Fat burns when you rest , not when jogging .

And what happens when your fats is burning and you get so hungry and start eating again?

Yeah , you grow fat again .

You don't eat , you faint .

And of cus , if possible don't take slimming pills or skip meals or whatever .

I think they do more bad than good .

Every path has it's puddle .

-GuoLun

2009-12-07T07:31:00.000-08:00

Hi dear readers ,

It's the first time I ever said hi over here , so , be honored .

Hmm . .

Have you guys ever have this want to get into the future but afraid ?

I mean like , wanting to know the answer but afraid it's not what you'd like to hear .

Yeah , admit it guys , Cus I'm also one of them .

Days and Nights passed , that it even reached months ever since I've gotten this phobia of the future .

It's like , I'm so hot already .

If I grew hotter , It would be the end of the world . . . .

As I thought of it ,

I might even kill myself accidentally cus I'm too hot !!

I want to know the answer that lies before me , Whether It's going to burn this paper heart of mine ?

Yes or No ?

But it's so terrifying ! I scared !!

My heart wrenched everyday , Thinking about this nearly every few minutes . .

I really really want to know it .

But , I'm a coward , I don't wanna get hurt .

If it's No , I can stay with everybody like normal .

But ,

If it's Yes , I will have to leave everybody once and for all .

Because I would be SO DELIGHTED !!!! .

If it's yes , I could go on into my own Fiery world .

And leave everything behind !

I heard Planet Honeymoon is extremely HOT down there .

How cool is that ?

Guess you guys don't know what I'm talking about .

I mean , as a hunk , living normally is tough .

Really .

Like a mud skipper living on land ,

I will have to go into the water every now and then to survive .

Suffocating .

But I know of a Remedy ,

It is only possible if the answer is a Yes .

And I really hope it would be .

This stupid heavy thought is going to disappear with my burning powers

I know of a person who can give me the most accurate answer .

Should I ask ?

I think so .

The answer had already been set ever since this question came into my mind .

Yeah ,

Soon , It's gonna be the time that I know if My heart can resist my burning !!

HAHAHAHAHAHA .

-GuoLun .

2009-12-03T09:13:00.000-08:00

I'm recently into this song - Soaked by Adam Lambert .

He is gay and so is the song.

I especially like this part of the lyrics inside -

It's not the first time , It's not the worst crime , Your soul will be okay .

It's like so motivating !!!

To get you back on track if you ever got depressed or broken down .

I guess I'm gonna have to use it if i ever fall .

Like for example ,

If one day , I ever kill somebody on the streets with my charm , It's not the first time , It's not the worst crime , Your soul will be okay .

It's so , marvelous .

It basically tells me that it's really ok if i were to kill people with my charm accidentally.

Because if it's not ok ,

Then the few billions of people I've killed would definitely haunt me .

Wait . . . I think they would still haunt me . . . . .

To thank me for killing them that way .

Hey , c'mon ,

Not anyone could die like that just because they want to .

It's like an honor .

You can only die once like this

And if you were to die this way , I'm certain you'd rather die a thousand times like this .

It's addictive ok .

I'm so bored nowadays .

I really hope something interesting is going to happen in my life .

It is believed by some people that ,

How long you love somebody is How long it takes to forget that somebody .

Isit true ?

I dunno .

But I'm very sure that ,

If you force yourself to forget something , It just makes it clearer in your mind .

It's basic common sense which is uncommon in most people

Like ,

Many tried their best to forget how much of a Hunk I am , But in the end , I became a Hunk that is stuck on their mind 24/7 .

Actually , There's nothing in me to forget .

I am like the meaning of beauty .

Every time you talk about beauty , I am the best description .

"So ,What's Beauty ?"

"Oh , It's GuoLun . "

So simple .

An average female thinks about her appearance 36 times a day .

That's what i heard on the radio .

That's so unlike Hunks .

The truth behind the scenes is that ,

Me , as a hunk , Think about other people appearance more than myself .

When i see people putting in so much effort on what they wear ,

I start to wonder ,

Is this fair ?

They look like some . . . . things . ( I don't wanna be a Jerk . )

and they wear so nice and gorgeous.

It's like trying to make them more ugly .

Put a nice looking person beside a super ugly person ,

And the nice look on the nice looking person would amplify .

Put a nice looking person beside a nicer looking person ,

And the nice look on the nice looking person would degrade .

Get what i mean ?

Wearing nice looking shirt when you are not that nice looking would make you look really not nice looking .

So , as a Hunk , I shall give you guys some fashion tips .

- Wear not to impress , and you will look more impressive than someone who puts effort in what they wear .

For example , you wear Singlet , Shorts and Slippers to town .

By right , It's really a NO and you should not even consider it .

But think again , People that goes to town wears clothes that are so nice .

Competing would be hard if you can think .

And nobody wants to lose !

If you wear Singlet Shorts and Slippers ,

No one can compete with you ,

You can't lose ,

They won't laugh ,

And what's more ,

They will stare at you !!!

It's not because you are weird ,

It's because they are impressed until they can't speak , only can stare !!

See,

It's so simple .

Try it ! .

-GuoLun

2009-12-02T03:35:00.001-08:00

Oh ,

Missing the hunk's posts ?

The blog's handsome owner is just too cool to blog .

But he later realised that he wasn't cool at all . . . . he was magnificently HOT !

Let me give you a Riddle I just thought of .

-What do you call me If I were a Bird ?

I'll give you the answer later on .

For now ,

Lemme tell you what I hate now .

I really super duper hate those Bloody Gundus running in the MRT station .

Not because they are trying to tell everybody that they are rushing (which everyone is most likely to )

Nor they make stupid weak amateur idiotic pathetic homo panting faces infront of me .

BUT I'm so pissed off at some of the reactions later on .

They steal away my attracted attention ,

They pollute my clean air above with their Morning-Breath-of-Death ,

They run and after knocking into countless people they have to wait like those that had been knocked on .

These are all the minority actually ,

The Major Crime that they did is actually knocking into me and never say something important !!!!!

Not 'Sorry' to those dumbasses who are guessing .

It's 'OUCH !' in agony and pain !!

Without saying that is like trying to say I'm unHot and touching me doesn't burn you .

It's like what only .

If it's hot , please , scream and moan , It's normal anyway .

I'm Hot , It's a fact .

Nobody can change it .

Now that I think of it ,

Just by being Good Looking , has already given some people the reason to hate you and the want to take everything away from you .

I wonder if there are terrorist in the Station trying to kidnap me and threaten the world with my life . . . .

It's OK if I die But ,

I'm quite concerned for the future of Earth Planet without me .

Because without me ,

It will be Ice Age again the next Millisecond .

I think I better ask Jacky Chan to do some Chinese Twin Dragon Double Somersault Toe Poke with a Hong Kong style Flying Monkey and Shy Gorilla Slap on Osama .

I think Osama most likely die lah .

Great Chan thinks alike .

He must also be thinking that I'm a - One of a Kind Hunk .

Anyway , Does saying Chan after a person's name means that person is Cute , in Japan ?

It's like Originated from me .

I'm so Cute that a word is made from me ?

That's Believable .

Then does saying Chan infront of a person name means that the person is like indescribably Cute to the extend where his cuteness is like , Boom Boom Pow ?

I think so , Cause I'm one of them !

Yeah .

Oh yeah , The answer for my Riddle is - Phoenix !

-GuoLun

2009-11-21T05:46:00.000-08:00

Time flies . . . .

It has been months since i blogged about my actual life .

I gotta admit that some of the posts I posted are fictions . . . . BUT , It's only 1% .

Like I am trying my best not to melt the arctic ice but failed .

And , Actually there's supposed to be 2 suns and I gobbled one up .

I apologise for lying .

Whatever .

So , today , I'm gonna talk about my life !!!

Aren't you guys Excited ?? Yeah , I can tell from your Enthusiastic human faces !!

I'll try to blurt out whatever I think is super interesting .

Hmmm . . . .

Life as a Hunk . . .

What do you guys think about it ?

It's actually torturing and disgusting . And much worst .

Not like wow , humans look at you like they just saw an Angel .

Although i am an 49% Angel .( the rest is Hunk)

Yea , I enjoy people Admiring at me .

But not to the extend where you want to buy my Picture for US$1111.11 ?!?!

And you even chop of your arm and throw it at me just to touch me ?

And what's worst , you actually poisoned yourself and purposely die infront of me just to say I am hot ?

Aww . . .

Now , I feel like I'm a Jerk . . . .

No . . . Herk . .

. . . . Hercules .

Yea , he is just part of me too .

Anyway , Just feel like saying that , Everything has a price to pay .

Like me being Hot Equals to Earth being heated .

Me being Charming Equals to humans faint upon my activation of charm .

Me being Electrifying Equals to Thunderstorms in Singapore .

Aaahh ,

How i wish there isn't much to pay .

I just wanna help humans by heating Earth so they can survive properly .

But . . . . Why cant i just be Unhot ?

Oh yeah . . .

I nearly forgot that I'm in-human , I'm a Hunk .

Uh . Now I know . That's why .

The earth is round . You know why ?

Cause round stuff is easier to digest .

I have already eaten a few planets .

You know the new planet on this solar system ?

It's actually my Shit .

I dunno why it got stuck there .

But , soon , It will explode .

My shit doesn't contain Methane , But , Methunk .

It's like 100 times more flammable than Methane .

But , at the same time , 1000000 times slower to react than methane .

Maybe that will be the cause of the End of the world in 2012 .

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2009-09-15T08:39:00.001-07:00

Oh

I am a big and loyal fan of Bubble Tea

Neither because the auntie always says i am hot.nor the auntie always says i am hot .

But because of the fact that my childhood dream is to be a BubbleTea Brewer .

I was inspired by the auntie that brew Bubble Tea for me .
.

It was the hidden power of it's sweetness and cuteness , so much that it resembles me (partially) .

Yep , the most charming Bubble Tea brewer will be none other than me . . . thank you for your support

The one that boil Pearls with his bare hands .

The one that brew it with the 'Teh Tarik" style of seduction .

And the one that knows the secret recipe of charisma which is K+N+U+H . (oops)

Anyway , BubbleTea isn't everything .

Everything is the way i brew it .

My charm is everything .

I'll give you some insight on how my future BubbleTea stall will be like

Queues that are not called queues but - The Great Wall Of Human .

So long like my , it could be spotted by the satellite on the outer space

Surprised ? Don't be .

I'll be starting a one-hunk-company in the coming future.

I alone will be running a company so big , that it occupies half the globe .

Yes , it might sound crappy as it's impossible for one hunk to do it all . . .

BUT . with my hotness i can create heat energy .

With heat energy , I can make Steam .

Which becomes electricity , In short , free electricity with a infinite amount of reserves (me)

With that electricity , I can make Hunkbots do work for me .

Unlike normal Robots , The Hunkbots are hot .

They can charm female Robots too .

With all these , I do not need to spend on paying electricity bills and on employees .

What a wonderful plan .

After countless years of not sleeping , i came up a name for my stall .

- GuoLun and his BubbleTea factory .

Sounds like Charlie and his chocolate factory right ?

Duh , cause i copied it dumbo . . . . can't believe how you guys think . .

I will end my dream of with this - A Bubble Tea a day keeps my charm your way .

-GuoLun

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2009-09-14T08:32:00.001-07:00

OK .

I'm sure everybody has heard about unnatural strengths , unnatural abilities and unnatural talents .

These people are classed as - The Supernaturals .

Unfortunate or not . . . should i say . . . I am actually a Supernatural too . . . ( lightning flashes plus volcano eruptions ). . . .

Nope . not by strengths , abilities or talent . .

I am so special that I am the only Supernatural species in the Supernatural world .

I have an unnatural heat radiation. . . . ( holy ray shines upon my face . )

Sorry but if you see fishes or birds burning , it's just me . . .

Enough of talking about my bad deeds ,

now i wanna talk about my good deed .

This is also one of my few million deepest darkest secret

I , the Hunk , is the reason why Ice Age is over .

Nah , you don't have to thank me for that. It's nothing You're welcomed though ,

Yes , since the birth of me , I have been bestowed the power to burn and thus , begins the era of global warming . .

I can deliquesce any object i want within milliseconds .

Dumb scientists could not predict that one day , because of me , Earth would turn into the 2nd Sun .

I gave them time by slowing down my deliquescing powers on the north and south part of the planet

But i can't believe it . . .. these human scientist are so dumb that they cant Identify Hunktonium being the main cause .

Oh . Hunktonium is the heat particles i am emitting .

It only affects things i wanna melt . .

It's not really hard to control . All i have to do is to snap my fingers and buh-bye.

All right . Since i revealed so much of my secrets . . . . i shall reveal more . . .

Don't you think it's abit weird for a normal human to do all these ?

. . . . ( moment of truth ) . . . .

The truth is , I . . . . am actually . . . a . . . Mutant . . .

My Mutant friend like Wolverine , Jean Grey and Cyclops all call me by my code name , Hunk

This is because my full name is too long .

My full name is , Hunk to the power of infinite .

Means . it's Hunkhunkhunkhunkhunk . . .. . hunkhunkhunk . .

yeah . smth like that .

That's why it is impossible to call me by my full name .

Although i know you guys are not mutants , but i shall give you this privilege of calling me Hunk .

Be honored , It's a once in a life time experience .

You're welcomed .

-GuoLun

2009-09-12T08:44:00.001-07:00

2009-09-05T08:15:00.003-07:00

This gay is gay !!!!

Check out his other videos !!

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2009-09-02T07:28:00.003-07:00

Okay . . .

I know many of you guys are wondering why am I not blogging for sooooooooo long .

Many different answers comes into your mind .

Like ,

Is the Hunk assassinated ?

Did he choke on the fishball and became a monk ?

Or Avril Lavigne told him not to blog ?

Thanks for your concern , the answer is yes but no .

Yes indeed . . . the rumors are true . . . I have just returned after killing the abdominal snowman at Mt.Everest ..

If you dunno what's an abdominal snowman , He is like a white obesed hairy gorilla with huge nostrils and a smiley face .

That got me scared .

The reason why i killed it was simple . . . . I was bored .

Don't get me wrong . . . I don't kill gorillas for entertainment .

It's just that I occasionally visit Mt.Everest for it's cooling and quiet environment to sleep

As a matter of fact , I realised I could sleep better at cooling places like Mt.Everest mainly because i was too hot .

I was at the tip of MT.Everest .

Yes , Naked listening to my mp3 and drinking my Milo which i heated with my bare hands .

I think it's my charming and seductive aura that lead that fat ball of fur to me.

I was utterly shocked and loss for words when i saw it and nearly wet my pants .

I thought i finally saw an angel at first but when it came closer , That ugly fur ball was trying to steal my Milo .

How dare it do that !

It was unforgivable .

So , as a hunk , there was no such thing as running away when it comes to snowman stealing my Milo

All i did was said " shoo . . . " in a sexy tone

And just a millisecond of me not controlling my hotness , the whole Tip of Mt Everest caught fire . . . .

I burned the Abdominal Snowman to crisp . . . .It was like Kentucky Fried Gorilla .

Now , i am regretting . . . I should have gave him my Milo and kill him later for his meat right ?

I could make gorilla stew or stir fried gorilla with onion you know .

Whatever , It's the past already but I'll keep that in mind .

Alright, I shall share some interesting facts I've gotten recently from somewhere.

Today , is the 21st century .

When it comes to sleeping you think of bed .

But what if you are already on the bed ?

This is one of the most complicated and tricky question I ever encounter in my life

The answer goes like this -

Dreamologist , Prof. Amghey Blacksheet PHD in Brainologistics , have proven that thinking of wonderful things like hunks before sleeping can help having a sweeter dream at a rate of 90% per minute .

This is also a mentioned in Hunktology - the study of hunks .

Prof.Bobby D .Lasbient a Hunktologist , have explained that human brain cells reacts more vigorously upon the thought of hunks .

This is because hunks carry a distinct difference of charm and charisma ( refer to me if you want a live example) compared to other guys

And by thinking of me , I mean hunks , you feel emotionally challenged but at the same time relaxed .

This kind of positive and negative feeling combined together would get you into a hypnotic state

Yes . A self-hypnosis method .

Which leads to another fact where imagining a hunk by your side can strongly improve blood circulation and make your face look more radiant

Although not proven yet , many believed it might also revive the dead .

Live longer = Improved blood circulation = think of hunks . get it ?

You think of the Hunk (me) when there's nothing to think of .

Hello ? where's the thank you ? I'm conveying the Art of Living longer here .

Ah nevermind if you don't understand .

It seems like it is a wasted effort in explaining all this stuff

You probably lack the ability to be enlightened on the subject of Hunk .

-GuoLun